2011 NFL Offseason

[Guest]

My problem is that I always forget about the Thursday night games. I might just have to set the DVR to record them every week automatically.

[imb]

That Thursday night game last year between San Diego and ... someone ... was honestly the most embarrassed I've ever been about myself as a sports fan. I'm at my girlfriend's mom's house, kicking it with her family, and in the worst mood of my life because I sat Vincent Jackson and he had like 3 touchdowns and scored about 40 points. I couldn't even explain to anyone why I was cussing at the TV because I was too embarrassed.

[erik316wttn]

That Thursday night game last year between San Diego and ... someone ... was honestly the most embarrassed I've ever been about myself as a sports fan. I'm at my girlfriend's mom's house, kicking it with her family, and in the worst mood of my life because I sat Vincent Jackson and he had like 3 touchdowns and scored about 40 points. I couldn't even explain to anyone why I was cussing at the TV because I was too embarrassed.

 

Wow, cursing at the TV at your gf's parents house over fantasy football?

 

You sound like a real catch.

[imb]

who are you kidding

[Soul]

The generosity of women is truly amazing.

[17 Seconds]

That Thursday night game last year between San Diego and ... someone ... was honestly the most embarrassed I've ever been about myself as a sports fan. I'm at my girlfriend's mom's house, kicking it with her family, and in the worst mood of my life because I sat Vincent Jackson and he had like 3 touchdowns and scored about 40 points. I couldn't even explain to anyone why I was cussing at the TV because I was too embarrassed.

 

Wow, cursing at the TV at your gf's parents house over fantasy football?

 

You sound like a real catch.

 

yea he sounds like a real square

[JimSorgi]

That Thursday night game last year between San Diego and ... someone ... was honestly the most embarrassed I've ever been about myself as a sports fan. I'm at my girlfriend's mom's house, kicking it with her family, and in the worst mood of my life because I sat Vincent Jackson and he had like 3 touchdowns and scored about 40 points. I couldn't even explain to anyone why I was cussing at the TV because I was too embarrassed.

 

Wow, cursing at the TV at your gf's parents house over fantasy football?

 

You sound like a real catch.

 

yea he sounds like a real square

L7 weenie!

[jersey cubs fan]

Marv Albert will do PBP for NFL on CBS this season.

 

Wow. Hell yes.

 

http://deadspin.com/5814233/the-comeback-pig-marv-alberts-tidy-post+bite-triumph

 

Deadspin did a little Marv retrospective.

 

It's fun to look back at stories that occured prior to the internet domination of sports news. I think the first time I posted on a message board was a year and a half after this happened. ESPN.com had like 1 post a day in heavy traffic times.

[Banedon]

Marv Albert will do PBP for NFL on CBS this season.

 

Wow. Hell yes.

 

http://deadspin.com/5814233/the-comeback-pig-marv-alberts-tidy-post+bite-triumph

 

Deadspin did a little Marv retrospective.

 

It's fun to look back at stories that occured prior to the internet domination of sports news. I think the first time I posted on a message board was a year and a half after this happened. ESPN.com had like 1 post a day in heavy traffic times.

 

He's 70?!!

[Banedon]

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that the two sides will meet for four straight days this week in Minneapolis. That’s the longest period of sustained negotiations since the lockout started.

[Old Style]

I booked a trip to New Orleans for September 17-19. That pretty much guarantees that the 9/18 game against the Saints will not happen as scheduled.

[TruffleShuffle]

top journalist gives his thoughts on the lockout

[imb]

A few of the many botched sentences.

 

Fantasy football is special to me because what it did for my brother and I.

 

When I got into fantasy football in the late 1990s I attempted to get my brother to join along with. The third time was the charm as he finally conceded and was willing to give it a try in my third year.

 

The effects of the lockout have already taken its toll.

 

Problem is we just sit and don't really talk because without football there isn't much to talk about.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

A few of the many botched sentences.

 

Fantasy football is special to me because what it did for my brother and I.

 

When I got into fantasy football in the late 1990s I attempted to get my brother to join along with. The third time was the charm as he finally conceded and was willing to give it a try in my third year.

 

The effects of the lockout have already taken its toll.

 

Problem is we just sit and don't really talk because without football there isn't much to talk about.

 

His grammar is so awesome.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

His first sentence is so great.

 

The National Football League is in lockout mode which puts me into rage mode.

 

 

Oh no! Not rage mode. Wolverine, put away the claws.

 

and then this gem....

 

If that happens I may just decide to spend the time that I normally do talking to my brother spamming the crap out of NFL teams’ voicemail.

 

You've been warned NFL

 

I'm sure they are so worried about you spamming their voicemail.

 

Ha ha ha!

[17 Seconds]

i quickly looked at his part articles and saw one with this title-

 

What's good about football team losing

 

i like this guy

[SouthSideRyan]

Where's the weirdo loner living in a cabin blowing up media sources when you need him.

[TruffleShuffle]

i just love that fantasy football is the foundation for da bum's relationship with his brother. sounds really awesome.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

i just love that fantasy football is the foundation for da bum's relationship with his brother. sounds really awesome.

 

And so the NFL will be at fault when that relationship deteriorates. You'd think some pillow gifts would solve this.

[Guest]

His first sentence is so great.

 

The National Football League is in lockout mode which puts me into rage mode.

 

 

Oh no! Not rage mode. Wolverine, put away the claws.

 

and then this gem....

 

If that happens I may just decide to spend the time that I normally do talking to my brother spamming the crap out of NFL teams’ voicemail.

 

You've been warned NFL

 

I'm sure they are so worried about you spamming their voicemail.

 

Ha ha ha!

 

A couple years after my brother joined my father, a cousin, an uncle and our closest of friends followed suit.

 

This one is awesome also.

[SpongeWorthy]

I forget article in sentence

[SouthSideRyan]

i just love that fantasy football is the foundation for da bum's relationship with his brother. sounds really awesome.

 

And so the NFL will be at fault when that relationship deteriorates. You'd think some pillow gifts would solve this.

 

He's going to boycott all NFL-related merchandise (except for jerseys) until they start playing again.

[Magnetic Curses]

what do you think kelly pizza is actually doing? reading his articles before they go to print must be like the 7th level of hell to them, considering they probably can't just fire him for being bad or for being ugly, or for being impossible to bring themselves to look at or talk to.

[TruffleShuffle]

No he'll withhold a dollar from each cable bill to get back at the nfl network.

[Derwood]

[expletive] tense agreement, how does it work?