MLB's Working Poor

[Sammy Sofa]

 

Truly tragic.

 

We should all salute the bravery of Fernando Perez.

[The Logan]

This is magnificent, thanks for the share

[Roast]

That's spectacular.

[UMFan83]

Very well done.

[Maclowery]

I enjoyed the [expletive] outta that!

[RedFlash]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

[Geech]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

I seem to recall some old adage that might be applicable here. Something about books and covers? Nah, I'm probably way off.

[NCCubFan]

Good one. Here's another one from the same source.

[RedFlash]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

I seem to recall some old adage that might be applicable here. Something about books and covers? Nah, I'm probably way off.

 

I get that. It just caught me off-guard.

[DanzaSlap]

Fernando Perez is a published poet and he has solid comedic timing. I think he's my new favorite player.

[inari]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

I seem to recall some old adage that might be applicable here. Something about books and covers? Nah, I'm probably way off.

 

I get that. It just caught me off-guard.

 

I know! It always surprises me when those coloreds end up at Ivy League schools too! Kids these days.

[JimSorgi]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

I seem to recall some old adage that might be applicable here. Something about books and covers? Nah, I'm probably way off.

 

I get that. It just caught me off-guard.

 

I know! It always surprises me when those coloreds end up at Ivy League schools too! Kids these days.

That guy was an actual baseball player? I thought he was like their janitor or something more fitting for a man of his color.

[chopsx9]

Fernando Perez spoke perfect English? I was kinda expecting him to speak similar to Sosa/Soriano and have the heavy accent. What surprise me is that Perez is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

I seem to recall some old adage that might be applicable here. Something about books and covers? Nah, I'm probably way off.

 

I get that. It just caught me off-guard.

 

I know! It always surprises me when those coloreds end up at Ivy League schools too! Kids these days.

That guy was an actual baseball player? I thought he was like their janitor or something more fitting for a man of his color.

 

I have it from a good source that the editors from The Onion troll NSBB; maybe you guys will luck out.