Last Offseson"Get lefthanded", this Offseason is....

[Roast]

 

Is this post for real? Are you that big of a biggot? Go back to your Klan meeting. I think your meth pot is boiling over.

 

Your sarcasm detector is seriously broken if you even took that with a hint of sincerity.

[CliftonHanger]

I had just woke up. I was like Really!?!?! I stopped reading before the grit part. Yes, I'm an idiot. :wave:

[ManCrushOnNomar]

They are missing the point here. We need to get less ethnic. Don't you guys see? The problem is players like the fiery latin Zambrano, the lazy hispanic Soriano, angry black guy Bradley, passive unwilling clubhouse leader Lee, homerun watcher Ramirez, pot smoking fatso Soto... the list goes on and on.

 

Look, the problem is you let the white guys go: Wood and DeRosa, and let's not forget about Marquis. All of a sudden you replace nice, friendly DeRosa with Bradley, who goes and upsets all the bleacher bums. No one is booing if DeRosa is still there. Remember Corey Patterson? I do.

 

Get DeRosa back, sign Dunn, trade away Bradley, DFA Soriano, sign Podsednik for left field, let Fuld back up. Fukudome doesn't scare me. Asians are generally quiet and nice. Fontenot, Theriot. Let Hill catch. Call up Vitters, and if Fukudome doesn't play well get Brett Jackson up within the month of April. Now that's a team of grit, heart, and winning attitudes. Go Cubs Go!

It worked for the Red Sox.

 

That team is just a bunch of lame white dudes, David Ortiz (loveable, like a teddy bear) and Daisuke (non-threatening Asian).

[SouthSideRyan]

They are missing the point here. We need to get less ethnic. Don't you guys see? The problem is players like the fiery latin Zambrano, the lazy hispanic Soriano, angry black guy Bradley, passive unwilling clubhouse leader Lee, homerun watcher Ramirez, pot smoking fatso Soto... the list goes on and on.

 

Look, the problem is you let the white guys go: Wood and DeRosa, and let's not forget about Marquis. All of a sudden you replace nice, friendly DeRosa with Bradley, who goes and upsets all the bleacher bums. No one is booing if DeRosa is still there. Remember Corey Patterson? I do.

 

Get DeRosa back, sign Dunn, trade away Bradley, DFA Soriano, sign Podsednik for left field, let Fuld back up. Fukudome doesn't scare me. Asians are generally quiet and nice. Fontenot, Theriot. Let Hill catch. Call up Vitters, and if Fukudome doesn't play well get Brett Jackson up within the month of April. Now that's a team of grit, heart, and winning attitudes. Go Cubs Go!

It worked for the Red Sox.

 

That team is just a bunch of lame white dudes, David Ortiz (loveable, like a teddy bear) and Daisuke (non-threatening Asian).

 

And their parade of awful SS has been notably non-white.