Soriano Upset over Latest Benching

[apete6]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. I say that we have to use 1 of these in every game thread start until Soriano's OBP gets to .350. So, for the next 5 seasons, we should see these pictures! Keep it up guys!

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'm shocked there hasn't been a picture of Soriano with Sandberg's wife.

 

That wouldn't make Soriano guilty of an atrocity. That would just make him a member of the 1988 Cubs.

[CyHawk_Cub]

I'm shocked there hasn't been a picture of Soriano with Sandberg's wife.

 

That wouldn't make Soriano guilty of an atrocity. That would just make him a member of the 1988 Cubs.

 

And "member of the 1988 Cubs" would include front office, scouting, stadium staff, random vagrants inhabiting Wrigleyville, etc..

[Little Slide Rooter]

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/krkhinrich/pedosori.jpg

 

 

This one could be viewed as a good thing if hes hauling Miles out of town or the worst offense of them all if hes bringing him to the Cubs.

[bukie]

I'm shocked there hasn't been a picture of Soriano with Sandberg's wife.

 

That wouldn't make Soriano guilty of an atrocity. That would just make him a member of the 1988 Cubs.

 

And "member of the 1988 Cubs" would include front office, scouting, stadium staff, random vagrants inhabiting Wrigleyville, etc..

When a franchise doesn't win a world series for 100 years, a franchise needs a slump buster.

[bhogg]

I'm shocked there hasn't been a picture of Soriano with Sandberg's wife.

 

That wouldn't make Soriano guilty of an atrocity. That would just make him a member of the 1988 Cubs.

 

And "member of the 1988 Cubs" would include front office, scouting, stadium staff, random vagrants inhabiting Wrigleyville, etc..

 

 

 

rumor has it that there's a "yosh was here" tattoo on her nether region

[Little Slide Rooter]

I'm shocked there hasn't been a picture of Soriano with Sandberg's wife.

 

That wouldn't make Soriano guilty of an atrocity. That would just make him a member of the 1988 Cubs.

 

And "member of the 1988 Cubs" would include front office, scouting, stadium staff, random vagrants inhabiting Wrigleyville, etc..

 

 

 

rumor has it that there's a "yosh was here" tattoo on her nether region

 

Thats woo woo right woo woo whose you're woo woo daddy.

[Guest]

I'm really surprised I'm the first one to post this.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_v0HFlgLqkqo/Sl-g73FMkGI/AAAAAAAAADs/fWQF6cxvYdA/rickmondaysoriano.jpg

 

Does this not work for anybody else?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm really surprised I'm the first one to post this.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_v0HFlgLqkqo/Sl-g73FMkGI/AAAAAAAAADs/fWQF6cxvYdA/rickmondaysoriano.jpg

 

Does this not work for anybody else?

 

If you open the image in a new window by itself, you can see it. It's pretty good.

[Guest]

Thanks, and yeah, that's a good one.

[inari]

I didn't know my images weren't showing properly. They did for me. Hm...

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs192.snc1/6452_744583341999_14824290_43390083_3711602_n.jpg

 

Hopefully it was just that one.

[rynefan]

I can't get over the "Sean Marshall in Left Field" thing... I mean, I watched the game, but I still can't get beyond it... so weird....

[Wheelimus]

Sadly my Photoshop skills are weak, but someone should do a picture of that time Soriano interfered with that baseball when we were 5 outs from the World Series in '03.

[E.J.]

I'm even more shocked that we haven't seen a Soriano, Steve Stone Do Not Touch Playgirl photo.

[Derwood]

Sadly my Photoshop skills are weak, but someone should do a picture of that time Soriano interfered with that baseball when we were 5 outs from the World Series in '03.

 

I already did.....it was one of the first ones after Mojo's epic post

[Banedon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Banedon/WestboroSoriano.jpg

[coldsteel]

Someday I'll figure out how to turn that black and white .gif cat into Soriano...

[NCCubFan]

Any truth to the rumor that it was actually Soriano that ate the apple in the Garden of Eden?

[OleMissCub]

Someday I'll figure out how to turn that black and white .gif cat into Soriano...

 

don't you EVER defame my crazy kitty by putting sori in it.

[Ski]

Someone should put Soriano's face on the guy dancing in this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy37ev4c1ts

[THISisTHEyear09]

Hahahahahahahahaha, somebody needs to dedicate a thread to photoshoping of all cubs players

[gerby23]

I can't get over the "Sean Marshall in Left Field" thing... I mean, I watched the game, but I still can't get beyond it... so weird....

 

Been out of country...WHAT?!? When did this happen? Circumstances?

[BCVM22]

Been out of country...WHAT?!? When did this happen? Circumstances?

 

Oh, it was terrific.

 

In the top of the 9th inning of last Sunday's nightcap against the Cardinals, score of 4-2 Cards at the time with two men on and nobody out, Lou brought in Marshall, who promptly walked Nick Stavinoha to load the bases. Needing to remove Marshall but keep him available for the left-handed hitters who were still due up in the inning, Lou got creative. He removed Soriano from the game, moved Marshall to left field and brought in Heilman. Heilman struck out the next batter on a 3-2 pitch, at which point Heilman was removed, Marshall moved back to the mound and Johnson brought in to play left field. Marshall got the next batter swinging, and just for good measure, the final out of the inning was on a diving, stumbling catch by Reed in left field that was clearly a trap and not a catch. Tony La Russa tried to argue the move, Joe Morgan couldn't understand and tried to argue the move, but for what it was, it worked like a charm.

[laurens]

Been out of country...WHAT?!? When did this happen? Circumstances?

 

Oh, it was terrific.

 

In the top of the 9th inning of last Sunday's nightcap against the Cardinals, score of 4-2 Cards at the time with two men on and nobody out, Lou brought in Marshall, who promptly walked Nick Stavinoha to load the bases. Needing to remove Marshall but keep him available for the left-handed hitters who were still due up in the inning, Lou got creative. He removed Soriano from the game, moved Marshall to left field and brought in Heilman. Heilman struck out the next batter on a 3-2 pitch, at which point Heilman was removed, Marshall moved back to the mound and Johnson brought in to play left field. Marshall got the next batter swinging, and just for good measure, the final out of the inning was on a diving, stumbling catch by Reed in left field that was clearly a trap and not a catch. Tony La Russa tried to argue the move, Joe Morgan couldn't understand and tried to argue the move, but for what it was, it worked like a charm.

 

Didn't La Russa compliment Lou on having the balls to make that move?

[BCVM22]

Didn't La Russa compliment Lou on having the balls to make that move?

 

After the fact, yes. In-game, he was clearly telling the ump "you sure he's allowed to do this?"