Greene to DL with anxiety disorder

[17 Seconds]

This is the perfect time to buy low.

 

What is everyone's obsession with Khalil Greene?

 

He sucks. Except for 2007, he's always sucked, and he will continue to suck for as long as he plays baseball. We have enough sucky players on this team. We don't need any more. He's decent defensively, but do we need another guy who can't hit?

Would it help if I put it in green font?

 

I know you're kidding, but theres something about him and Bobby Crosby that everyone thinks their team can bring them back to their glory, which was 1 productive season.

 

wrong

[badnews]

Just do what everyone else does TAKE SOME CLONAZEPAM AND MAN UP BUDDY

[erik316wttn]

Just do what everyone else does TAKE SOME CLONAZEPAM AND MAN UP BUDDY

 

I actually use citalopram.

 

But, yeah. Khalil? There's an app-- er, a pill for that.

[str8carter]

Green is not the only mental case on the team....there are 3 more. There is something askew in Duncan's melon. I don't have it fully diagnosed, but he is about 3 more pop-ups away from climbing the screne.

 

Ankiel's condition is far more complex...Freud would have a field day with Rick on his couch. The full extent of his nuerosis won't be fully understood until his next meeting with the wall, and only if his brains spill out for easy examination.

 

Finally, there's LaRussa who is the easiest to diagnos...the man is insane. Purely, simply insane. I know a lot of you Cubbies think he is a good manager. If you saw him every day as I do you would be astounded. I won't go into detail right now because I have to be at work in 20 hrs, but will later.

 

Stop bitching about Lou. He has lost his fire but at least he isn't hearing voices.

 

But Milton :?:

[E.J.]

Just do what everyone else does TAKE SOME CLONAZEPAM AND MAN UP BUDDY

 

I actually use citalopram.

 

But, yeah. Khalil? There's an app-- er, a pill for that.

 

I was on citalopram for about a year a few years back. The withdrawal symptoms coming off of it were nasty.

[GhostRunner]

There is something askew in Duncan's melon. I don't have it fully diagnosed, but he is about 3 more pop-ups away from climbing the screne.

It doesn't really help his case that he looks like a giant, bearded version of the kid in Deliverance.

 

Oh, and that he also enjoys humping over-sized inanimate objects ...

 

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/stlog/dunca-hump-antibiotics.jpg

[erik316wttn]

Just do what everyone else does TAKE SOME CLONAZEPAM AND MAN UP BUDDY

 

I actually use citalopram.

 

But, yeah. Khalil? There's an app-- er, a pill for that.

 

I was on citalopram for about a year a few years back. The withdrawal symptoms coming off of it were nasty.

 

Yeah, I'm pretty laid back, but when I don't take them for a few days, I'm all RARRRR ERIK SMASH!!!!! The only thing separating me from the Incredible Hulk during those periods is that I don't turn green.

[Gingerballs Lives]

This is the perfect time to buy low.

 

What is everyone's obsession with Khalil Greene?

 

He sucks. Except for 2007, he's always sucked, and he will continue to suck for as long as he plays baseball. We have enough sucky players on this team. We don't need any more. He's decent defensively, but do we need another guy who can't hit?

Would it help if I put it in green font?

 

I know you're kidding, but theres something about him and Bobby Crosby that everyone thinks their team can bring them back to their glory, which was 1 productive season.

 

wrong

 

Correct. Bobby Crosby has never had a productive season.

[reggiemiller rules]

I will never forget when Gammons picked Crosby to win the MVP one year.

[badnews]

Everyone says Gammons, but I honestly thought it was Buster Olney who picked him for MVP.

[SweetZombieJesus]

I'd say his 2005 season when he had over 350 PAs with a 110 OPS+

 

that's productive.

 

Right now Troy Tulowitzki looks like the next Khalil Greene

[Guest]

I'd say his 2005 season when he had over 350 PAs with a 110 OPS+

 

that's productive.

 

Right now Troy Tulowitzki looks like the next Khalil Greene

Or the next Clint Barmes.