Field of Dreams- Now Bull Durham

[CubmanPi]

Encore just showed it. What a perfect freaking movie. Discuss.

[Cynosure]

Ty Cobb is a jerk.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

[Cynosure]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

 

Not a "The Natural" fan? Too corny? I know a lot of people say that... but I love it.

[CubmanPi]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

I have a very important test in the morning, and I'm very tired. I left the TV on after Field of Dreams and Bull Durham is on.

 

I don't know what deity I offended to keep this movie out of my life for the first 27 years of my life, but I am going on record and apologizing for whatever I did.

[CubbieBum]

Do you mean Bull Durham or Field of Dreams?

[CubmanPi]

Bull Durham. I'm not sure how I haven't seen this movie yet, but I would like to put everyone's mind at ease - rest assured that correcting this grave oversight is priority one. You can all sleep easy now.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

 

Not a "The Natural" fan? Too corny? I know a lot of people say that... but I love it.

 

Natural comes in at number four.

[CubmanPi]

I swear Susan Sarandon's eyes were a split second from falling out of her head.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

I have a very important test in the morning, and I'm very tired. I left the TV on after Field of Dreams and Bull Durham is on.

 

I don't know what deity I offended to keep this movie out of my life for the first 27 years of my life, but I am going on record and apologizing for whatever I did.

 

Please tell me you're watching the unedited Bull Durham and not the made for TV version. Just like Major League, that's one you have to watch the real thing.

[CubmanPi]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

I have a very important test in the morning, and I'm very tired. I left the TV on after Field of Dreams and Bull Durham is on.

 

I don't know what deity I offended to keep this movie out of my life for the first 27 years of my life, but I am going on record and apologizing for whatever I did.

 

Please tell me you're watching the unedited Bull Durham and not the made for TV version. Just like Major League, that's one you have to watch the real thing.

Unedited. In all its glorious, wonderful beauty.

 

"He f's like he pitches... sort of... all over the place"

[Outshined_One]

I swear Susan Sarandon's eyes were a split second from falling out of her head.

 

"Hello, I'm Susan Sarandon. A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother...but I'm actually his girlfriend."

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

It's number three on my favorite baseball movies behind Bull Durham and Major League, but it is an awesome movie!

I have a very important test in the morning, and I'm very tired. I left the TV on after Field of Dreams and Bull Durham is on.

 

I don't know what deity I offended to keep this movie out of my life for the first 27 years of my life, but I am going on record and apologizing for whatever I did.

 

Please tell me you're watching the unedited Bull Durham and not the made for TV version. Just like Major League, that's one you have to watch the real thing.

Unedited. In all its glorious, wonderful beauty.

 

"He f's like he pitches... sort of... all over the place"

 

Wait until Crash gets asked what he believes in.

 

And well, the movie is just full of all kinds of goodness.

 

My favorite...in spoilers until you finish the movie.

 

 

Crash Davis: Well, he really hit the [expletive] outta that one, didn't he?

[laughs]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [softly, infuriated] I held it like an egg.

Crash Davis: Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the [expletive] bull! Guy gets a free steak!

[laughs]

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Oh, yeah. Havin' a blast.

Crash Davis: Good.

[pause]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!

Crash Davis: He did know.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: How?

Crash Davis: I told him.

 

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Talking about Bull Durham caused me to whip out my old VHS tape so I could watch it. I really need to get this movie on DVD.

[CubmanPi]

You're welcome.

[CubmanPi]

Would you rather I be makin love to him using your name or to you using his name?

[CubmanPi]

A switch-hitting witch.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

[CubmanPi]

Best. Shakeoff. Ever.

 

I wanna bring the heater to announce my presence with authority.

[Clem Fandango]

Fools. You clearly underestimate the greatness of Summer Catch

[CubmanPi]

What are you doin? I give you a gift and you're gonna stand there and show up my pitcher? Run dummy!

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Joe Reardon: He walked 18.

Larry: New league record!

Joe Reardon: Struck out 18.

Larry: Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...

[Joe laughs]

Larry: Also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious [expletive].

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

What are you doin? I give you a gift and you're gonna stand there and show up my pitcher? Run dummy!

 

You can read my spoiler now.

[CubmanPi]

You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry? Lollygaggers!

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Crash Davis: You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.

Skip: Nah.

Crash Davis: Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's [expletive] in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, [expletive] this [expletive] game!

[pause]

Crash Davis: I quit, all right? I [expletive] quit.

[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]

Crash Davis: Who we play tomorrow?

Skip: Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.