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That does it. Consider me skeptical of the sense of humor of the entire population of Canton, Ohio.

 

Now, that's funny.

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When you live in a city with no decent jobs, no good bars, and that only has any relevance to the outside world during the hall of fame ceremonies, you need to find humor anywhere you can.
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When you live in a city with no decent jobs, no good bars, and that only has any relevance to the outside world during the hall of fame ceremonies, you need to find humor anywhere you can.

 

You can always look to St. Louis for good ideas, like playing spin the bottle with your sisters.

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That does it. Consider me skeptical of the sense of humor of the entire population of Canton, Ohio.

 

Now, that's funny.

Oh God, seriously?

 

Oh, and NT is right.

 

When you live in a city with no decent jobs, no good bars, and that only has any relevance to the outside world during the hall of fame ceremonies, you need to find humor anywhere you can.

 

You can always look to St. Louis for good ideas, like playing spin the bottle with your sisters.

Comedy gold, dude. Really.
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You're right. My wife just got a good chuckle out of that one.
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You're right. My wife just got a good chuckle out of that one.
Well, at least you both suck. You should double date with crazy cards fan and his wife.
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You're right. My wife just got a good chuckle out of that one.
Well, at least you both suck. You should double date with crazy cards fan and his wife.

 

Lighten up, dude. It's an unfunny joke, just like a Zambrano lawn mowing t-shirt.

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You're right. My wife just got a good chuckle out of that one.
Well, at least you both suck. You should double date with crazy cards fan and his wife.

 

Lighten up, dude. It's an unfunny joke, just like a Zambrano lawn mowing t-shirt.

This has been fun. We are debating over something that is completely opinion-driven.

 

Anyway, I think the shirt is funny.

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Thanks to that Cardinals fan, I can finally unveil my T-shirt design, which I've been holding onto for the past 18 months.

 

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zbscn5.gif

 

I'll wear it to Wrigley later this week.

 

/Deadspin humor

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It'd be funny to me if Zambrano was Mexican. A shirt saying Theriot can't jump or D-Lee stole my TV would be funny to me. This is just kinda dumb.

 

those tshirts would definitely not be funny

 

Carlos Mencia and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would beg to differ. Oh snap, I think I just proved your point.

 

Most of those shirts on that site are tired, cliche jokes that prey upon the lowest common denominator. I'm going to suggest a shirt design for that site that will be a catch-all for their more frugally-minded customer: "I'm a white heterosexual American male. If you're not like me, you're different. And different is bad." I'm still just spit-ballin' that one, it's not 100% finished. I may include a "faggot" somewhere in there because lessening ones status by equating them with gays is always hilarious, amirite?

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maybe 'mow my lawn' means to make one excited, sexually. i could see a shirt with 'Geovany gets my motor running' selling quite well, especially with mothers day coming soon.
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It'd be funny to me if Zambrano was Mexican. A shirt saying Theriot can't jump or D-Lee stole my TV would be funny to me. This is just kinda dumb.

 

those tshirts would definitely not be funny

 

Carlos Mencia and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would beg to differ. Oh snap, I think I just proved your point.

 

Most of those shirts on that site are tired, cliche jokes that prey upon the lowest common denominator. I'm going to suggest a shirt design for that site that will be a catch-all for their more frugally-minded customer: "I'm a white heterosexual American male. If you're not like me, you're different. And different is bad." I'm still just spit-ballin' that one, it's not 100% finished. I may include a "[expletive]" somewhere in there because lessening ones status by equating them with gays is always hilarious, amirite?

You must be a genius of some sort! Why, if I'm not mistaken, you've just proven that stupid, childish jokes are...stupid and childish! You're on to something big here.
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maybe 'mow my lawn' means to make one excited, sexually. i could see a shirt with 'Geovany gets my motor running' selling quite well, especially with mothers day coming soon.

 

Soto's would have to be something along the lines of, "Soto does not have a job."

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maybe 'mow my lawn' means to make one excited, sexually. i could see a shirt with 'Geovany gets my motor running' selling quite well, especially with mothers day coming soon.

 

maybe. but why is zambrano wearing a sombrero?

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It'd be funny to me if Zambrano was Mexican. A shirt saying Theriot can't jump or D-Lee stole my TV would be funny to me. This is just kinda dumb.

 

those tshirts would definitely not be funny

 

Carlos Mencia and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would beg to differ. Oh snap, I think I just proved your point.

 

Most of those shirts on that site are tired, cliche jokes that prey upon the lowest common denominator. I'm going to suggest a shirt design for that site that will be a catch-all for their more frugally-minded customer: "I'm a white heterosexual American male. If you're not like me, you're different. And different is bad." I'm still just spit-ballin' that one, it's not 100% finished. I may include a "[expletive]" somewhere in there because lessening ones status by equating them with gays is always hilarious, amirite?

 

 

I never once said that they're mature. Racial stereotypes make me laugh. Every race has a few. They all make me laugh. I'm white. Make a joke about my dancing ability, jumping ability, self-centeredness, or any other white stereotype out there and I will laugh at it. Its not a racist thing, its not a "if I say this it'll make me a badass" thing. They're simply funny to me.

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maybe 'mow my lawn' means to make one excited, sexually. i could see a shirt with 'Geovany gets my motor running' selling quite well, especially with mothers day coming soon.

 

maybe. but why is zambrano wearing a sombrero?

Because that is what his countrymen wear?

http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/chavecito-sombrero.jpg

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