Z's MRI: Rotator Cuff Tendinitis; Could be back 9/12

[UMFan83]

CHICAGO (AP) - Rich Harden has AIDS. He's dead now.

 

And winner of the "taking it too far award goes to..."

 

:)

[Ski]

Z is fine. He hit 97 in a recent commercial and had excellent control:

 

[17 Seconds]

CHICAGO (AP) - Rich Harden has AIDS. He's dead now.

 

And winner of the "taking it too far award goes to..."

 

:)

 

You suck at quotation marks

[IowaCubsFan]

CHICAGO (AP) - Team doctors yesterday removed a growth from manager Lou Piniella's buttocks this morning. Pathology reports showed the growth was actually Cubs pitcher Bob Howry.

Edited September 4, 2008 by IowaCubsFan

[UMFan83]

CHICAGO (AP) - Rich Harden has AIDS. He's dead now.

 

And winner of the "taking it too far award goes to..."

 

:)

 

You suck at quotation marks

 

You suck at not offending AIDS patients

[SouthSideRyan]

So what you're trying to tell me is that Will Carroll was wrong about something?

[kujay]

CHICAGO (AP) - Rich Harden has AIDS. He's dead now.

 

And winner of the "taking it too far award goes to..."

 

:)

 

You suck at quotation marks

 

You suck at not offending AIDS patients

 

You're not supposed to suck at that?

[Little Slide Rooter]

CHICAGO (AP) - Early Thursday morning, the Wrigley Field grounds crew found the skeleton of former pitcher Wade Miller in the bullpen. Miller had previously been placed on the 60 day DL in 2006, but was never officially released, nor had he been seen or heard from since. This will surely hurt the Cubs chances at their first world title in 100 years.

[17 Seconds]

CHICAGO (AP) - Rich Harden has AIDS. He's dead now.

 

And winner of the "taking it too far award goes to..."

 

:)

 

You suck at quotation marks

 

You suck at not offending AIDS patients

 

Guilty as charged

[UMFan83]

My friend who is a Tigers fan just IMed me saying "Oh man...I just read about Z, thats not good. You guys still think you can win it?"

 

Stupid ESPN

[rynefan]

Yeah, I'm sure the Sox fans will be all over it, too

[Little Slide Rooter]

Yeah, I'm sure the Sox fans will be all over it, too

 

Sox fans have their own stuff to worry about.

[rickrolled]

CHICAGO (AP) - Early Thursday morning, the Wrigley Field grounds crew found the skeleton of former pitcher Wade Miller in the bullpen. Miller had previously been placed on the 60 day DL in 2006, but was never officially released, nor had he been seen or heard from since. This will surely hurt the Cubs chances at their first world title in 100 years.

 

oh man, good one

[UMFan83]

Carroll's revised post-MRI take:

 

Zambrano refused to have an MRI on Wednesday and was a no-show for his appointment, but on Thursday he did receive another cortisone shot and had scheduled tests done that apparently showed he's having another bout of rotator cuff tendonitis. Given his results since last time, I'm not sure that this is going to be comforting news to Cubs fans, especially if he comes back next week with his lower arm slot.

[SouthSideRyan]

Carroll's revised post-MRI take:

 

Zambrano refused to have an MRI on Wednesday and was a no-show for his appointment, but on Thursday he did receive another cortisone shot and had scheduled tests done that apparently showed he's having another bout of rotator cuff tendonitis. Given his results since last time, I'm not sure that this is going to be comforting news to Cubs fans, especially if he comes back next week with his lower arm slot.

 

Consider myself relieved.

[Guest]

SSR...Will Carroll's biggest fan?