7/18 Cubs (Lilly) at Astros (Moehler) 7:05 WGN

[illiniguy]

muppet

[17 Seconds]

I think Pence is a muppet.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Wigginton popped out to first base

[E.J.]

Pence is so goofy looking in everything he does.

[Magnetic Curses]

shut your dork mouth, dork.

[imb]

if you could combine hunter pence and corey hart you would have the most awkward thing that has ever existed

[Magnetic Curses]

he definitely looks like a muppet.

[illiniguy]

if you could combine hunter pence and corey hart you would have the most awkward, yet sexy, thing that has ever existed

fixed

[17 Seconds]

I love our number 4 starter.

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH INNING

 

Pence grounded an IF single to third base

Pence caught stealing, 1-3-6

Wigginton popped out to first base

Towles struck out swinging

 

0 runs 1 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
CUBS            0 0 0 0 1                      1  4  0
Houston         0 0 0 0 0                      0  3  0

 

Home runs:

CUBS: Edmonds (10)

Houston: none

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Lilly         5.0  3  0  0  0  5  0  62

 

Houston        IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Moehler       5.0  4  1  1  1  2  0  67

[Butterscup1679666578]

if you could combine hunter pence and corey hart you would have the most awkward thing that has ever existed

 

awesome.

[Fred Hornkohl]

                  CUBS         Houston
P/PA              3.35            3.65
RBI%              0.00            0.00
R/BR              0.20            0.00
BA               0.211           0.176
OBP              0.250           0.176
SLG              0.474           0.294
OPS              0.724           0.471
ERA               0.00            1.80
BB/9              0.00            1.80
K/9               9.00            3.60

[Magnetic Curses]

is that your baby, illini?

[17 Seconds]

Take your time Aramis.

 

I don't see what else Aramis could do on that play. He pretty much caught and threw the ball.

 

I hadn't seen the replay when I posted it. I thought he took more time than he did.

[Fred Hornkohl]

D Lee                   AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
bases empty            213   35   65   14    3   11   11   23   37  0.305  0.373  0.554  0.927  0.327  4.04  0.068  0.000
bases empty 0 outs      81   21   25    7    2    5    5    9   15  0.309  0.378  0.630  1.007  0.328  3.81  0.069  0.000
Leading off             80   21   25    7    2    5    5    9   14  0.313  0.382  0.638  1.020  0.328  3.82  0.070  0.000

[rawaction]

if you could combine hunter pence and corey hart you would have the most awkward thing that has ever existed

 

That's a lot of neck between those two. And not a trap muscle to be found between them.

[illiniguy]

is that your baby, illini?

Lol, yeah. That's my girl. She is sleeping on me right now.

[David]

is that your baby, illini?

 

 

just nitpicking, but could he possibly use a placenta as his sig going forward. thanks...

[E.J.]

if you could combine hunter pence and corey hart you would have the most awkward thing that has ever existed

 

That's a lot of neck between those two. And not a trap muscle to be found between them.

 

It would be like a human slinky.

[Fred Hornkohl]

D Lee grounded out to short, 6-3

[Outshined_One]

is that your baby, illini?

Lol, yeah. That's my girl. She is sleeping on me right now.

 

All together now!

 

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

[Fred Hornkohl]

Ramirez            AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
bases empty       162   31   45   10    1    7    7   27   32  0.278  0.387  0.481  0.869  0.309  4.01  0.110  0.000

[rawaction]

Padres have runner on 2nd, no out, maddux lays down a bunt, molina throws it into LF, the LFer throws it in to home, pujols cuts it off as maddux is going to 2nd, pujols throws it into RF, maddux ends up at 3rd.

 

And then Jody Gerut hits a 2 run bomb to make it 6-3 Pads.

 

Just looked it up, that is actually Gerut's only hit against a non-Cubs pitcher ever.

[illiniguy]

is that your baby, illini?

Lol, yeah. That's my girl. She is sleeping on me right now.

 

All together now!

 

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

She is like an oven. It is cold in here, but I am sweating.

[David]

is that your baby, illini?

Lol, yeah. That's my girl. She is sleeping on me right now.

 

thanks. please post the first puke. i'll post my cat's next retch.

 

all baseball related dontcha know...