Caption Contest!

[Outshined_One]

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Feel free to PS it, but add your own caption to explain this picture.

 

And be witty, dangit!

[SouthSideRyan]

"Oh I got bulletproof legs, I got bullet proof legs, oh ya can't hurt me cuz I have bullet proof legs!"

[CubbieBum]

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Fee Fi Fo Jim!

Edited July 3, 2008 by CubbieBum

[CubbieBum]

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Molina: OMG it's sooo beautiful. Ooo mmmmmm.

[Burtonbell]

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March of the (gay) penguins

 

To witty?

[rocket]

when jim edmonds now hits a home run, instead of staring at it he spells out home run with his body. here he is working on the 'r'.

[CubbieBum]

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Thanks St. Louis. I'll be in Chicago the rest of my career. Try the veal.

[Magnetic Curses]

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[chuckywang]

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1158/capt39d85d4beea84407a6asb1.jpg

 

Feel free to PS it, but add your own caption to explain this picture.

 

And be witty, dangit!

 

Jim Edmonds is the new Minister of Silly Walks

[CubbieBum]

 

Jim Edmonds is the new Minister of Silly Walks

 

Thats pretty good although many won't get it.

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

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Off to the Castro district to tell everyone about my dinger!

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

"Look guys I'm holding wood in my hand and I have a stiff leg!"

[OleMissCub]

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HEIL SOTO!!!

[Roast]

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I like men.

 

 

 

 

OH, sorry. I just stole the joke half the people in the thread used.

[CubsBears29]

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Edmonds: I've been working on a new HR celebration. I call it the "No Tutu Ballerina".

 

Alfonso: No Tutu male ballerinas. I'll raise my cup to that.

[Moises a loo]

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I could stay young and chipper

and I'd lock it with a zipper,

If I only had a heart.

[RynoRules]

Cue the music:

 

"Its springtime for Hitler and Germany...."

[Bixby]

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San Francisco Nights.

[BeerHere]

I like toast.

[C.C.]

That ain't my leg...

[BeerHere]

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

[CubbieBum]

I put that one on the way to San Jose.

[satxcubfan]

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I vill goosestep alound ze bazepads for ze mutterland!!

[moochpuppy]

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Lou, Lou...skip to my Lou...skip to the Lou my darling

[SouthSideRyan]

 

Jim Edmonds is the new Minister of Silly Walks

 

Thats pretty good although many won't get it.

 

That's fine, nobody got mine.