8/8 Idiots (Z) @ Astros (Oswalt) 7:05 PM WGN

[CyHawk_Cub]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

[Banedon]

Biggio just rocks Z into the Crawford Boxes. AWESOME!!

 

 

1-0 Asstrolls :?

 

Let's skip the cute team nicknames...

[CubsBears29]

Its a good thing that showboating after HRs isn't such a bad thing anymore, Z would have knocked Biggio's block off after that bat flip.

[Soul]

3rd inning in a row with a runner in scoring position. This time we'll cash.

 

Once again the power of positive thinking is crushed by cold, hard, reality.

 

Reality pisses me off. I prefer to live in a world where the Cubs always win and I go to bed with the Dahm triplets every night.

 

I don't know the Dahm triplets...they could be hideous for all I know...but I'm still going to take your world over reality.

 

Is that like "Dahm! Triplets!" ? 8-)

[Fred Hornkohl]

Lamb grounded out to first, 3-1

[inari]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

 

I get to go watch a movie at 9:30. Thank God.

[WrigleyinEngland]

Oh good i'm listening to Brandon Backe talk about his rehab, really who cares!!!

[CyHawk_Cub]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

 

I get to go watch a movie at 9:30. Thank God.

 

Lucky you... Think I'll go watch a sappy chick flick w/ the gf; build up some goodwill that way... That's the only scoring that'll happen tonight...

[CubmanPi]

Oh good i'm listening to Brandon Backe talk about his rehab, really who cares!!!

Having to listen to the home team's broadcasting team really makes the amount of money they charge for mlb.tv not worth it to me, especially when $15 gets you pat and ron for all 162 games.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Berkman walked

[CubsBears29]

We need something to get this stuff kick-started again... let's hope Z slugs Hill in the dugout tonight, and then Hill gets released or sent down, and Soto comes up to fill the vacancy.

 

 

Ok, ok, I was just being pessimistically humorous, but right now, its hard to feel optimistic or happy.

[WrigleyinEngland]

2am and alls crap.

[Cynosure]

2am and alls crap.

 

4am here my man, you're lucky.

[Soul]

Z looks mighty shaky.

 

Lee would not be the guy to get behind to Carlos.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

 

I get to go watch a movie at 9:30. Thank God.

 

Lucky you... Think I'll go watch a sappy chick flick w/ the gf; build up some goodwill that way... That's the only scoring that'll happen tonight...

 

Don't count them chickens before they hatch !! :wink:

[SouthSideRyan]

On the bright side of things, I'm going swimming soon.

[CubsBears29]

I was just waiting for that damned ball to stay fair... and then someone comes up for a 3-run dong.

[Smack]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

 

ouch

[Fred Hornkohl]

C Lee singled to down the left field line , Berkman to third

[CubsBears29]

Ok, so now the 3-run dong is in order.

[Soul]

Gawd.

 

Last chance to get it together Z. One more hit and game over.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Jeez...I'd rather dry shave my arse & squat in a bowl of Everclear than watch this crap...

 

I get to go watch a movie at 9:30. Thank God.

 

Lucky you... Think I'll go watch a sappy chick flick w/ the gf; build up some goodwill that way... That's the only scoring that'll happen tonight...

 

Don't count them chickens before they hatch !! :wink:

 

That would be the perfect topper to start of this road trip!! :lol:

[GlassCow]

Lee clobbers a ball that takes a fortunate bounce, which keeps fatty berkman from scoring. Things aren't going well.

[Banedon]

Carlos Lee just freaking KILLS the Cubs.

[CubsBears29]

Brenly said the ball missed the ball boy, but I don't know... sure looked close.