Look out NL hitters, Ryan Dempster in Ninja (!) Traning

[Fro]

"You have to (learn) how to throw a throwing star and nunchucks and all those kinds of things," the Chicago Cubs closer says. "Obviously you've got to do martial arts and learn how to be really quiet, which is a tough task for me because I talk a lot.

 

http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/we-think-ninjas-would-make-great-closers-actually-246266.php

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[tkenm356]

No matter how bad he may be on some occassions (a lot last year), hearing about his antics never fails to amuse me.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Dempster is a great guy. :lol:

[RichHillIsABeast]

lol :lol:

[KenCub]

This is the kind of talk I want to hear from Demp, because it seems to me that when he's not joking around he's overanalyzing himself and making himself crazy (crazier?).

[Electron Blue]

I think I'm pulling more for Dempster to succeed than anyone on this team - simply because I want him to be worth being on this team! He's just too great to have around, just keep that WHIP down, demp'.

[ronsanto10]

lets see the captain america pix....anyone got them??

[texascub]

lets see the captain america pix....anyone got them??

 

http://www.northtonorth.com/pages/photoarchive/outontown/captain2.jpg

[hardcorecubfan]

Why do I see a DL report that says" Ryan Dempster out for three weeks after hitting himself in the ______________ with numbchucks."

[cubbieblue12]

What a guy, and he can pitch too. Of course, he's no Scott Eyre :shock:

[Soriano12]

I'd perfer he master the art of closer, but good luck to him.

 

It is a black art, and I, Haru, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art... Blackest... Master.

 

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9712/18/farley.obit.3/swords.jpg