Cubs sign Soriano

[SaorsaDaonnan]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

[Fred Hornkohl]

its okay vance, if you want to hit me where it hurts, just rant about me having to live in texas.

 

:(

 

Hey, I lived in Texas once....... but I escaped !

[Mephistopheles]

Any chance they bring Pie up?

Not unless they put enough yeast into the recipe

more whip cream and hendry might just eat pie.

[VanceJergins]

I get violent when Im drunk. I'd probably would have thrown out some violent personal insults by now.

 

bring it on

[nilodnayr]

I get violent when Im drunk. I'd probably would have thrown out some violent personal insults by now.

Yeah, thats probably more of a definitely.

[UMFan83]

Yeesh this thread is silly

[Rob]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

I love you.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'll have you know I'm sefectly pober !!! [hic]

 

But wait, by the way you switched the letters around in those words it would seem that you arent completely sob.....oh wait....I get it.

 

Whenever I read one of your posts I read them in my head with Kevin's voice tone. It makes them awesome.

[Fred Hornkohl]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

 

That's half the fun.

 

Speaking of which, I'm completely sober at the moment... but we'll have to see if it's still that way in an hour.

 

"have you ever discussed the pros and cons of alfonso soriano's EqA... ON WEED?!?!?!

 

Hell.... I don't even know what Soriano's EqA on weed is !!!

[b_wiggy_66]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

Whoa

[Guest]

its okay vance, if you want to hit me where it hurts, just rant about me having to live in texas.

 

:(

 

Hey, I lived in Texas once....... but I escaped !

Yeah, it took me about three years to escape. It's a big state. ;)

[Mephistopheles]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

Best post I've read all day!

[Outshined_One]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4644/forumfmj4aord3.jpg

[Rob]

its okay vance, if you want to hit me where it hurts, just rant about me having to live in texas.

 

:(

 

Hey, I lived in Texas once....... but I escaped !

Yeah, it took me about three years to escape. It's a big state. ;)

 

Seven months FTW!

 

You guys are slow.

[Sarcastic]

Yeesh this thread is silly

 

Yeah, posting after midnight on weekends should definitely be banned.

[FergieJ31]

So I'm reading MLB headlines and I see the Rangers signed Catalanotto for 3/13... and I'm thinking how much happier I'd be if the 'Cubs' and 'Rangers' big headlines were reversed right now :(

[Transmogrified Tiger]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

There's about a dozen sig-worthy quotes in there.

[VanceJergins]

Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?

 

I'll have you know I'm sefectly pober !!! [hic]

 

But wait, by the way you switched the letters around in those words it would seem that you arent completely sob.....oh wait....I get it.

 

Whenever I read one of your posts I read them in my head with Kevin's voice tone. It makes them awesome.

 

You should do that whenever you read anything....everything would be entertaining.

[WrigleyField 22]

Yeesh this thread is silly

 

Yeah, posting after midnight on weekends should definitely be banned.

 

I still have 6 minutes then!

[b_wiggy_66]

Yeesh this thread is silly

 

Yeah, posting after midnight on weekends should definitely be banned.

 

It's still before midnight Chicago time

[sonicdethmonkey0]

wow SaorsaDaonnan really does love NSBB on weed

[Guest]

Yeesh this thread is silly

 

Yeah, posting after midnight on weekends should definitely be banned.

Someone is either in the eastern time zone or totally missed the whole time change thing.

[Andy]

i'm not a big fan of drunk NSBB'ing... i'm always tempted to say something that would essentially ban myself.

 

That's half the fun.

 

Speaking of which, I'm completely sober at the moment... but we'll have to see if it's still that way in an hour.

 

"have you ever discussed the pros and cons of alfonso soriano's EqA... ON WEED?!?!?!

 

Hell.... I don't even know what Soriano's EqA on weed is !!!

Soriano's EqA on weed is something like 7.389.

[da bears]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills reading this thread.

[treebird]

How is he overrated?

 

Please no stats involved.

 

Right on, man!

 

All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do?

 

But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers!

 

Down with the fascism of facts!

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

 

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