The Soccer Thread

[wolf stansson]

Ok, we've all had some fun trolling this pre game, but if Jorge Ramos really think el tri is "much better" than the US, he's delusional.

[USSoccer]

Ok, we've all had some fun trolling this pre game, but if Jorge Ramos really think el tri is "much better" than the US, he's delusional.

 

Jorge is a clown. Always has been. He's like Mexico's Don Cherry.

[Guest]

If you aren't following Stars and Stripes FC, you're missing out.

 

@StarsStripesFC Match prediction: America wins 1776-0

 

@StarsStripesFC Oh look, Mexico dressed for their own funeral

 

@StarsStripesFC I've never seen a Mexican make a rack of ribs so good that the ribs tried to eat itself. I've seen an American do it.

[wolf stansson]

Oh please...just let them boo the anthem. It's part of our thing.

[USSoccer]

Respect to the AO that made the trip.

 

And Chepo's "Don't Boo The Anthem" thing was a total success...

[USSoccer]

I'm really disappointed that Guardado cut his Sideshow Bob hair.

[wolf stansson]

I'LL FORGIVE DEUCE SMILING AT SALCIDO CUZ THEY BOYS FROM BACK AT FULHAM BUT THAT'S THE LAST NON-GOAL CELEBRATION SMILE I WILL ALLOW.

 

MEAN MUGS ONLY FROM NOW ON.

[Guest]

Who is this goon they have with Darke and Twellman?

[wolf stansson]

Who is this goon they have with Darke and Twellman?

MLS journeyman, Alejandro Moreno.

[Guest]

Who is this goon they have with Darke and Twellman?

MLS journeyman, Alejandro Moreno.

 

Tell him I hate him.

[mul21]

Who is this goon they have with Darke and Twellman?

MLS journeyman, Alejandro Moreno.

 

Tell him I hate him.

 

Yeah, he's bad.

 

What's with the midget douche on the corner kick?

[wolf stansson]

Who is this goon they have with Darke and Twellman?

MLS journeyman, Alejandro Moreno.

 

Tell him I hate him.

I'm mad he's there. I want nothing but pure, Twellman patriotism and Ian Darke class.

[wolf stansson]

[expletive]. YO. COUCH.

-Run DMB

[USSoccer]

Jesus Christ, Beasley

[wolf stansson]

Oles on back passes? That's what's hot? That's what's on the streets?

[shnsajax]

He needs to get his [expletive] together. We need to connect some passes together.

[USSoccer]

Our central defense looks like a sieve

[Mark Priors Calves]

They're gonna keep bombing down our left side.

[wolf stansson]

Jozy dropping deep not a bad idea. They've always sweated his physicality.

[wolf stansson]

Refs calling pushes like they're getting paid for it.

[shnsajax]

Refs calling pushes like they're getting paid for it.

 

Horrible so far.

[wolf stansson]

They're both forwards, Ian. That was a diving burn from TT.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Sir Ian is gonna break up the fist fight in the booth by the 75th minute.

[Guest]

ESPN you done screwed up good here. YOU DON'T HAVE THE MEXICAN AUDIENCE, DON'T PANDER TO IT

[wolf stansson]

ESPN you done screwed up good here. YOU DON'T HAVE THE MEXICAN AUDIENCE, DON'T PANDER TO IT

He's Venezulean.