The Soccer Thread

[shnsajax]

I'm really happy this is a night game. Curious about the lineup. We need to play a very smart game.

 

Got tickets vs Panama in Seattle.

[Guest]

23 man rosters:

 

 

http://pics.campl.us/f/2/20164.275906978cdd39cf9c14a0505d33bb5c.jpg

 

 

Goodson nowhere to be found.

[wolf stansson]

Good. We need to match Chich's speed and one big guy to snuff out crosses. Omar and Edu is a good option.

[USSoccer]

Azteca looks weird and cool as [expletive] at night.

 

I'm positive it will be better for our guys playing in 55 degree weather as opposed to 90 with smog.

[wolf stansson]

Lets get this [expletive] started already.

[Exile on Waveland]

At first I thought the game started at 9:30. I was sad when I learned that was only pregame (though it says good things about soccer's popularity here that boring things will be said for an hour before a match).

[USSoccer]

My kingdom for an early goal.

 

I love qualifying. I love these games against Mexico.

[wolf stansson]

I'm going to rise up

Gonna kick a little ass

Gonna kick some ass in the USA

Gonna climb a mountain

Gonna sew a flag

Gonna fly on an eagle

I'm gonna kick some butt

I'm gonna drive a big truck

I'm gonna rule this world

I'm gonna kick some ass

I'm gonna rise up

I'm gonna kick a little ass

 

 

ROCK

FLAG

&EAGLE

[wolf stansson]

[expletive] DOS SANTOS AND HOW HE BLOWS FOR CLUB AND COUNTRY EXCEPT V US

[wolf stansson]

YO IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS A GOOD OMEN WHEN I FREEZED THAT MEXICAN DUDE AT A GAS STATION URINAL IN CASA GRANDE YESTERDAY. SHOUT OUT TO YOU, HOMEBOY. BEST JUST SIT IT OUT UNTIL I RISE UP AND GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY NEXT TIME. KINDA LIKE YOUR WACK ASS MIDFIELD WHEN MY MAN MIKE BRADLEY IS ON THE BALL.

[USSoccer]

[expletive] DOS SANTOS AND HOW HE BLOWS FOR CLUB AND COUNTRY EXCEPT V US

 

I'm guessing you were watching Unimas count down those top 5 goals?

[wolf stansson]

[expletive] DOS SANTOS AND HOW HE BLOWS FOR CLUB AND COUNTRY EXCEPT V US

 

I'm guessing you were watching Unimas count down those top 5 goals?

Yep. Also I think that pretty much every time I remember he exists.

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO MATT BESLER GETTIN THAT SECOND EVER CAP IN AZTECA. TRY NOT [expletive] IT ALL UP, BUD. SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN BOCA. THANKS FIR TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN IN SPAIN INSTEAD OF COMING BACK TO MLS WHICH WOULD HAVE MADE YOU FIT FOR THIS GAME DOGG

[wolf stansson]

SHOUT OUT TO SOUTH KOREA YO DOGGS NORTH KOREA AIN'T DO [expletive] ON THE SOIL WHERE WE BEAT MEXICO IN THE WORLD CUP

[USSoccer]

[expletive] DOS SANTOS AND HOW HE BLOWS FOR CLUB AND COUNTRY EXCEPT V US

 

I'm guessing you were watching Unimas count down those top 5 goals?

Yep. Also I think that pretty much every time I remember he exists.

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO MATT BESLER GETTIN THAT SECOND EVER CAP IN AZTECA. TRY NOT [expletive] IT ALL UP, BUD. SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN BOCA. THANKS FIR TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN IN SPAIN INSTEAD OF COMING BACK TO MLS WHICH WOULD HAVE MADE YOU FIT FOR THIS GAME DOGG

 

Hahahaha.

 

Besler's got this [expletive].

 

Edu better stay home and screen the backline and never cross midfield.

[USSoccer]

Ooooo I'm starting to feel all the old hate coming back to me.

 

LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU GUYS IN A GAME THAT MATTERED YOU RUINED MY STEAK AND GOT OUR COACH FIRED

 

TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR

[wolf stansson]

REVISED PREDICTION: 2-0 USA

GOMEZ

DEMPSEY

 

I do this every time were at Azteca. I start to believe.

[USSoccer]

REVISED PREDICTION: 2-0 USA

GOMEZ

DEMPSEY

 

I do this every time were at Azteca. I start to believe.

 

I wish I were there. It would be worth the 25% chance of kidnapping/beheading.

[SpongeWorthy]

God I hate when sports bars don't have their [expletive] together TVs wise before big games. There's nothing else of consequence sports wise and I'm looking at NIT games and the Tennis Channel on all kinds of screens.

[Mark Priors Calves]

This thread is gonna be great tonight.

[wolf stansson]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS RICHARD SANCHEZ IS BUT HE CAN PEACE OUT. WE DON'T NEED HIS PUNK ASS.

 

WE DON'T EVEN WANT MORE KEEPERS SON. WE HAVE TOO MANY. MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE THAT OVERRATED MIDGET OCHOA'S JOB.

[wolf stansson]

THAT AGED MEXICAN MAN'S WORDS STING BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE.

 

 

 

 

NOTTTTT

 

TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BITCH ASS CENTER BACKS AND THEN PEEP MY MAN OG. DUAL NATIONAL. BADASS. CHAMP.

[USSoccer]

Joe Corona sounded like a SoCal Nuke Laloosh.

[USSoccer]

I WANT YOUR TEARS, MEXICO.

 

TODOS SUS ORACIONES SON INVALDIO

[wolf stansson]

I WANT YOUR AVOCADOS, MEXICO. FOR MY SANDWICH. TODOS SUS AVOCADOS...OH WAIT I HAVE ONE. THX.

[USSoccer]

HERE WE GO LETS DO THIS [expletive] AMERICA'S PANTS