The Soccer Thread

[Mark Priors Calves]

so excited for this afternoon.

[Guest]

Go Bayern.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Go Chelsea.

[Guest]

Bayern is dominating right now and Chelsea isn't doing much of anything offensively.

 

Which means Chelsea will get some weak goal on a counterattack in the last five minutes of the half.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Where do I sign?

[Guest]

Chelsea looks like they're playing for the tie and have been for pretty much the entire game. The stats look like something from a game between Real Madrid and some random team from Romania.

[wolf stansson]

Drogba or Torres will win it in like the 91st minute. If Bayern were going to do it, they would have done it by now.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Deserved.

[wolf stansson]

Mr Underachiever with a career defining club moment.

[Mark Priors Calves]

So much for a neutral site.

[Guest]

Finally Bayern gets one.

[wolf stansson]

Chelsea's best performer tonight gets beat by Bayern's worst.

Soccer!

[Guest]

Unreal.

[wolf stansson]

Oh [expletive]! I was 1/2 right! Big Game Didier Drogba!

[Mark Priors Calves]

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaa

[wolf stansson]

Fernando is going to earn the transfer fee today.

[wolf stansson]

Oh my. Stiff breeze could knock Franck down.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Stupid challenge, but you know he was going to go down.

[Guest]

[expletive].

[Mark Priors Calves]

...

[wolf stansson]

Like a boss.

[Guest]

Not a good penalty. Hard enough but not nearly close enough to the corner.

[Mark Priors Calves]

I think I'm gonna barf.

[wolf stansson]

I think I'm gonna barf.

Thank god they don't reset cards in the semis, right?

#terryburn

[Mark Priors Calves]

At least it's not raining this time, nor is it 2:30 am.