The Soccer Thread

[USSoccer]

Our other long national nightmare is about to end.

[USSoccer]

Marcelo is such a giant dick

[Guest]

How did Clint not score there?

[Vanilla Ice]

That was a sweet move from Johnson

[USSoccer]

How did Clint not score there?

 

Great defensive play, really, although part of me wishes Clint would have sold out and headed it in.

 

His injury probably has him more tentative that normal.

[Guest]

It's a miracle that Hulk has ever scored a goal, what with his obsession with throwing himself to the ground the moment he enters the box.

[wolf stansson]

Brett from Flight of the Conchords checks in for Cherundolo.

[wolf stansson]

It's a miracle that Hulk has ever scored a goal, what with his obsession with throwing himself to the ground the moment he enters the box.

It's particularly galling when someone built like a brick [expletive] house tries to pull that garbage.

[USSoccer]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

[shnsajax]

How did Clint not score there?

 

Great defensive play, really, although part of me wishes Clint would have sold out and headed it in.

 

His injury probably has him more tentative that normal.

 

And looking for a big transfer too. Stay healthy and move to Arsenal.

[Guest]

How in the world did the keeper get his legs to that?

[wolf stansson]

DAMMIT

[USSoccer]

Great sequence there.

[shnsajax]

Boyd unlucky.

 

I'm willing to pay $100 to the guy who holds down Neymar and shaves his head.

[wolf stansson]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

There's a reason he hasn't moved. Protect the brand. Hes a Mazerati. Flashy, cool but you'd rather drive a BMW everyday.

[Guest]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

There's a reason he hasn't moved. Protect the brand. Hes a Mazerati. Flashy, cool but you'd rather drive a BMW everyday.

 

He reminds me of young Cristiano, except without the size, speed, and strength.

[wolf stansson]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

There's a reason he hasn't moved. Protect the brand. Hes a Mazerati. Flashy, cool but you'd rather drive a BMW everyday.

 

He reminds me of young Cristiano, except without the size, speed, and strength.

So basically all the pointless step overs with none of the actual power and fundamentals. Great news for whoever breaks the bank for him.

 

 

His teammate Ganso, though, that guy is legit. Made of glass but he's real.

[USSoccer]

Ooooo, good for you, Neymar, you juked a Norwegian league scrub playing out of position.

[Guest]

Ooooo, good for you, Neymar, you juked a Norwegian league scrub playing out of position.

 

Between Darke and Twellman praising him for that and wondering whether Gomez should start full time over Jozy, it wasn't a good couple minutes for the announcing team.

[USSoccer]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

There's a reason he hasn't moved. Protect the brand. Hes a Mazerati. Flashy, cool but you'd rather drive a BMW everyday.

 

He reminds me of young Cristiano, except without the size, speed, and strength.

 

So, Nani?

[wolf stansson]

Guys, Neymar kind of sucks.

There's a reason he hasn't moved. Protect the brand. Hes a Mazerati. Flashy, cool but you'd rather drive a BMW everyday.

 

He reminds me of young Cristiano, except without the size, speed, and strength.

 

So, Nani?

Nani, but unprepared to play wing and track back. Also, weaker.

[USSoccer]

MOTM is the Brazillian keeper. Damn

[wolf stansson]

Bradley covers so much space.

[Guest]

And when they actually beat the goalie, they hit the bar.

[wolf stansson]

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