The Year-to-Year Transformation of Glendon Rusch

[indycub]

This guy has really let himself go the last couple years...

 

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4066/glendonrusch15ha.jpg

 

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5620/glen25tf.jpg

 

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6171/glen34mg.jpg

 

Pretty pathetic if you ask me.

 

He is a professional athlete for god sakes.

 

Enjoy the minors, "Fat Glen". Don't let the door hit your fat-butt on the way out.

[indycub]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

[impaler_240]

I'd rather see him acting in the next Major League movie. :roll:

[Caryatid]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

 

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Back spasms is MLB code for "crappy pitcher."

[Butterscup1679666578]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

 

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Back spasms is MLB code for "crappy pitcher."

 

Sounds like the majority of our staff has "back spasms"

[YearofDaCubs]

Looks like Rusch went on the Jim Hendry diet when he arrived here. I can't blame Rusch though, because if I was being overpaid and making 3mil per I would probably eat as much as him too.

[Soul]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

 

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Back spasms is MLB code for "crappy pitcher."

 

Sounds like the majority of our staff has "back spasms"

 

This entire season can be described as one big, ugly, spasm.

[impaler_240]

I think Rusch might get discounts on hot dogs. :shock:

[Balsa]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

 

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

*Back spasms is MLB code for "crappy pitcher."

 

Sounds like the majority of our staff has "back spasms"

 

This entire season can be described as one big, ugly, spasm.

 

The question is, did the spasm ground out to second 4-6 or ground out to first unassisted?

[impaler_240]

Any word on him whether or not he is staying in the rotation?

 

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

*Back spasms is MLB code for "crappy pitcher."

 

Sounds like the majority of our staff has "back spasms"

 

This entire season can be described as one big, ugly, spasm.

 

The question is, did the spasm ground out to second 4-6 or ground out to first unassisted?

 

I think it hit a home run if it was against Rusch. :lol:

[Wilson A2000]

Rusch's transformation really parallels Bonds'. Except Rusch still stinks.

[WrigleyField 22]

He actually used to look like [gasp] an athlete.

[Shilzzz]

hgh + no workout regimine whatsoever = glendon? :wink:

[Outshined_One]

hgh + no workout regimine whatsoever = glendon? :wink:

 

Hot Cakes

Grits

Hash Browns?

[Shilzzz]

hgh + no workout regimine whatsoever = glendon? :wink:

 

Hot Cakes

Grits

Hash Browns?

 

:D

 

Hardees

Golden Arches

Hardees again?

[Warpticon]

He was placed on the 15 day DL with "back spams" today.

 

Come on, I know he's fat, but I doubt his back is made of spam.

[ConstableRabbit]

I don't really care that he's fat. It's more that he all-out sucks.

 

There are always some fat pitchers who can get stuff done

 

David Wells... Rod Beck!

 

 

and ponson :x

[Wheelimus]

hgh + no workout regimine whatsoever = glendon? :wink:

 

Hot Cakes

Grits

Hash Browns?

 

More like

 

Hash

Grits

Hot Cakes

 

 

....(Repeat)