The Onion: A History of Steroids in Baseball

[Outshined_One]

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[Bgbird68]

That is classic. I especially like the Bartman line.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Good stuff.

[CubinNY]

That last line is not too far from the truth.

 

I went to a Giants/Marlins game in 2002 and saw Bonds hit a broken bat home run down the right filed line. It was the most amazing thing of ever seen in person at a baseball game. Unfortunately this is closely followed by seeing and hearing the ball careen off Mark Prior's elbow last year in Wrigley.

[RynoRules]

The "forcible injenction" thing is brilliant.

[rjchapma]

ha ha :lol:

[Derwood]

steroid-enhanced head

[minnesotacubsfan]

The "forcible injenction" thing is brilliant.

 

"for 11 years maaaaaannnn!!!"

[snoodmonger]

awesome

[Wilson A2000]

I think Frank Thomas had a broken bat homer once too

[soccer10k]

That's absolutely classic.

[OleMissCub]

I think Frank Thomas had a broken bat homer once too

 

I hit a check swing homer once in high school. Didn't hurt that the bat was aluminum, that the pitcher was throwing absolute gas (about 92), and most importantly, that the right field fence was like 270. It was one of those perfect sweet spot moments you get with bats sometimes, where you don't even feel the ball.

[Drew Doughty]

:lol: :lol:

[badger1679666666]

:lol:

 

Great stuff. The guys that write for the Onion are super talented.