Which rival teams players will provide the best punch lines?

[ManEatingTarp]

Aramis packing it on a little I see...

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/cneseman/aramis_ramirez_home3.jpg

 

and for a non photoshopped image...

 

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/CUBS_SPRING_TRAINING_BASEBALL.sff_AZNH101_20060215153743.jpg

[Jon]

Aramis packing it on a little I see...

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/cneseman/aramis_ramirez_home3.jpg

Ahem.

AP[/url]"]Notes: A slimmed-down Aramis Ramirez, the Cubs' cleanup hitter and third baseman, said he still hasn't decided whether he will play for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic.

[ManEatingTarp]

Aramis packing it on a little I see...

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/cneseman/aramis_ramirez_home3.jpg

Ahem.

AP[/url]"]Notes: A slimmed-down Aramis Ramirez, the Cubs' cleanup hitter and third baseman, said he still hasn't decided whether he will play for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic.

 

Oh, he's off the juice.

 

I know that's not the case, but it always seems to be the easy comment. Players are either fat or coming off roids...

[AR-Baseball-Fan]

Lots of laughs here.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/vance_the_cubs_fan/sidneyfatson3es.jpg

 

Ponson and Ray King could rule in WWF tag team. The Round Mounders.

[jjgman21]

I always get a chuckle out of the way Carpenter, even when he's cruising, has a "I wish this proctology exam was over" look on his face.

[Andy]

I want to see Edmonds stand back and admire a home run when the Cubs are ahead by 9 and for Zambrano to scream at him again. That would be fun.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I want to see Edmonds stand back and admire a home run when the Cubs are ahead by 9 and for Zambrano to scream at him again. That would be fun.

 

I much prefer him slowing down while he goes back on a ball to make it look good, then having it go off the tip of his glove for a triple. And then it happening again in the same series.

[ManEatingTarp]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

[goonys evil twin]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

[ManEatingTarp]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

 

I want Dusty to manage the Cubs forever.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

 

I want Dusty to manage the Cubs forever.

 

Of course you do. Me? I want Dusty to leave, TLR to decide to retire, and Jocketty to sign Dusty to a 10 year deal.

[goonys evil twin]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

 

I want Dusty to manage the Cubs forever.

 

Well, the only way he's going to be around for a long time is if the team enjoys great success under his watch, so I guess I would have to say I wouldn't mind if he manages the team forever either.

[indifferent]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

 

I want Dusty to manage the Cubs forever.

 

Of course you do. Me? I want Dusty to leave, TLR to decide to retire, and Jocketty to sign Dusty to a 10 year deal.

 

Ah, but we'll still have Jocketty.

[fulldeck]

Pretty much anything that falls out of Dusty's mouth is good for a morning of laughs.

Then when Hendry talks about extending his contract that usually makes the rest of my day...

 

I don't think I've really heard Hendry talk about extending Dusty's contract. The media keeps saying he should, and I believe Andy has talked the most about Jim and Dusty's contracts. But I would imagine any talk on this subject would satisfy Cards fans.

 

I want Dusty to manage the Cubs forever.

 

Of course you do. Me? I want Dusty to leave, TLR to decide to retire, and Jocketty to sign Dusty to a 10 year deal.

 

**shuddering at this thought**