White Sox.

[Fake_Cohiba]

Hey now!

 

I'm new to the board, so if this has been posted already - my bad.

 

http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-06-01-30&idrub=67&idsite=1

 

Highlights from this weekend's SoxFest

The Daily Heckle, Monday, January 30, 2006

 

- Former Sox pitchers Lamar Hoyt and Britt Burns Jell-o wrestled in a kiddie pool while a growing mob of 17-year-old fans cheered them on.

 

- The Paul Konerko Kissing Booth was a big hit, even though Paulie had garlic breath from his eight-course meal at a nearby Olive Garden.

 

- More than half the fans in attendance wore shirts.

 

- Half of those shirts had sleeves.

 

- Notorious Sox fan William Ligue, Jr. was ejected for fighting with catcher A.J. Pierzynski over a tin of Kodiak.

 

- Most Sox players were so recognizable they no longer had to wear "My Name is:" nametags.

 

- Pitchers Jon Garland and Mark Buehrle were victorious after being allowed to enter the father/son three-legged race, despite protests from runners-up Willie Harris and Willie Harris, Jr.

 

- Frank Thomas showed up, claiming the check for his World Series share had bounced. Jim Thome showed Thomas the exit.

 

- In World Series highlight film, that creepy Burger King mascot was superimposed over Scott Podsednik.

 

- The Ken "Hawk" Harrelson Dunk Tank raked in a cool $395,000, which will go unreported to the IRS.

 

- Called the greatest sting operation in Chicago law enforcement history, authorities collared over 700 felons, deadbeat dads and other undesirables. Ron Karkovice was later released on bond.

 

- The crowds' loudest cheers came when a 2005 Cubs blooper reel was shown on the big screen.

 

- A SoxFest record was set as players spelled 91 percent of their autographs correctly.

 

- Joe Crede's Creed cover band, Re-Crede-Creed, rocked the crowd with a stirring rendition of "My Sacrifice."

 

- Ron Kittle introduced his "Kittle Vittles," later discovered to be road kill and Velveeta.

 

- Bobby Jenks exploded after eating a hot dog cart and hot dog vendor.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Shrink the avatar some.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Welcome!

 

Do you think you could resize your avatar a little bit? It'd be much appreciated.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Lose the avatar? I don't need to see Ozzie's man love for anyone on display.

[reggiemiller rules]

Do you really think that you can make fun of sox fans for only caring about what the cubs do, when your first post is a page long making fun of the white sox?

[ManEatingTarp]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

[1908]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

[Garwilly]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

 

No one loves him.

 

:lol:

[ManEatingTarp]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

 

Because it was always the lack of those kind of posts that made me like this forum.

[SouthSideRyan]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

 

In addition, it's lack of these kind of posts that made us like the forum.

[1908]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

 

Because it was always the lack of those kind of posts that made me like this forum.

So say that instead of responding in kind.

[imb]

make that avatar a little bigger, i cant really tell whats going on.

[Fake_Cohiba]

Wow! Tough crowd. My first post and I get flamed - by Cards fans????. Cmon guys!Sorry about the avatar. It's my first post.

 

The guys over at WSI slam the Cubs all the time - thought that some good natured ribbing might be fun here too.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Wow! Tough crowd. My first post and I get flamed - by Cards fans????. Cmon guys!Sorry about the avatar. It's my first post.

 

The guys over at WSI slam the Cubs all the time - thought that some good natured ribbing might be fun here too.

 

That's true, and generally WSI isn't a great place for discussion.

[Fake_Cohiba]

Wow! Tough crowd. My first post and I get flamed - by Cards fans????. Cmon guys!Sorry about the avatar. It's my first post.

 

The guys over at WSI slam the Cubs all the time - thought that some good natured ribbing might be fun here too.

 

That's true, and generally WSI isn't a great place for discussion.

 

 

No, it's terrible. Unless you're an angry Sox fan and love to talk about the Cubs & WGN.

[ManEatingTarp]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

 

Because it was always the lack of those kind of posts that made me like this forum.

So say that instead of responding in kind.

 

You're right. Two wrongs don't make a right.

[Dr. Cub]

You forgot the last thing on the list.

 

- Unveiled the World Series trophey.

Why are Cards fans taking a Cubs fan to task for mocking the White Sox on a Cubs board?

 

Because it was always the lack of those kind of posts that made me like this forum.

So say that instead of responding in kind.

 

You're right. Two wrongs don't make a right.

 

You're right, but four lefts do.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

You're right, but four lefts do.

 

No, that'll just get you back to where you started from.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Two lefts make a U turn, two U turns make a circle, two circles make a figure eight, two figure eights make a butterfly.

[SouthSideRyan]

Two lefts make a U turn, two U turns make a circle, two circles make a figure eight, two figure eights make a butterfly.

 

Two butterflies make a caterpillar, two caterpillars make a grade school science project.