100 reasons the Cubs will be better in 2006

Balsa · January 1, 2006

57) The Bear's Superbowl victory inspires the Cubs to beat out the Cardinals for the division.

Drew Doughty · January 1, 2006

56) Anna Benson says she will sleep with all of the Cubs if they win the WS, thereby forcing them into winning.

Marco4 · January 1, 2006

55) We know why there is shadows where light can't reach, so none of the players will be pondering this, so they won't be put off.

WrigleyField 22 · January 1, 2006

Well although we fell WAY short of 100 the quality in this thread was good!Good job to those who contributed!

54) I'm drunk right now!

AR-Baseball-Fan · January 1, 2006

56) Anna Benson says she will sleep with all of the Cubs if they win the WS, thereby forcing them into winning.

53. Anna Benson says she will sleep with posters at NSBB if the Cubs win the WS. :lol:

Omar · January 1, 2006

52) About 1 thousand more bleacher bums will be making a mess.

TrueBlueCubFan · January 1, 2006

51) A repeat or better the head to head performance v.s. the Cardinals. The Cubs were 10-6 v.s. STL in the 05' season series.

mhuber92211 · January 2, 2006

50.) The Cubs will be in first place after April thus creating such a positive movement within NSBB that the board will never go down again!

otis89 · January 2, 2006

49) Jim Hendry will wear his lucky suit again on opening day, and the Cubs will crush the competition 17-3.

Roast · January 2, 2006

48) Hendry will hire some guy named Marc Pryer and trade him to the Orioles for Miguel Tejada.

47) Miguel Tejada once talked to sammy sosa, and is therefore granted GOD status, and brings the cobs a world series title.

FergieJ31 · January 2, 2006

48) Hendry will hire some guy named Marc Pryer and trade him to the Orioles for Miguel Tejada.

47) Miguel Tejada once talked to sammy sosa, and is therefore granted GOD status, and brings the cobs a world series title.

I hear that Pryer guy has a sore arm...well, the Baltimore Sun said so anyway.

10man · January 2, 2006

83) Magnets will be put on Dusty's dugout dice so he always make a good line-up.

:lol: but didn't anyone tell you that Dusty's Dice are already loaded for maximum atrociousness of lineups? :D

CardsFanInChiTown · January 2, 2006

46) Loser Cardinal Troll Thinks The Cubs Can Win 90.

10man · January 2, 2006

45) Security cameras will now also be installed in Dusty's office to monitor him while making the lineup card

Zaphkiel · January 2, 2006

44) Derrek Lee has an exact repeat of his unreal 2005, but this time it actually matters because the people around him actually, y'know, support him.

Wheelimus · January 2, 2006

43) Neifi Perez traded for...SUPERMAN. Superman puts up the following numbers. .525/.765/.999/1.764. Sadly, Dusty bats Superman 8th, because he don't have speed. That speedy kid The Flash bats leadoff instead, batting .200/.200/.100/.300, while stealing a base everytime he gets on base. 32 to be exact :lol:

treebird · January 2, 2006

42) i hate them so much that i wont be bothering to watch any of their games, thus removing pressure from players concerned about my opinion of them

anemic offense · January 2, 2006

41) Shammy going to the Pirates is worth 1-2 to wins.

40) Darren Baker is now old enough to reason with his old man. He becomes the defacto manager and his pitching moves become a thing of brilliance. He also leaves Macias and Neifi on the bench most of the time, which is where they should be. Alltold, his extra presence nets us an extra 5-6 wins.

treebird · January 2, 2006

39) so many cub fans will protest the team's poor play by injecting heroin into their foreheads that attendance will decline and the organization will have no choice but to field a better team.

sweetpeteman · January 2, 2006

41) Shammy going to the Pirates is worth 1-2 to wins.
40) Darren Baker is now old enough to reason with his old man. He becomes the defacto manager and his pitching moves become a thing of brilliance. He also leaves Macias and Neifi on the bench most of the time, which is where they should be. Alltold, his extra presence nets us an extra 5-6 wins.

38. Macias doesn't play for us anymore. I bet this has been said before, but its worth more than one. ANyways, because he doesn't play for us, Dusty has to go get his own coffee (he doesn't trust Cedeno) and in his absense, Dick Pole takes over and makes intelligent pitching decisions.

FergieJ31 · January 2, 2006

46) Loser Cardinal Troll Thinks The Cubs Can Win 90.

Yes but what do you think CFiCT? :wink:

37 ) Back-to-back no-nos against the Bucs (by 2 of Wood / Prior / Z) in the midst of an August winning streak will get Cub fans thinkin bout Red Ivy baseball again.

EricG · January 2, 2006

36 ) Dempster will start the season as closer and the bullpen will be loose from his jokes.

VVMattVV · January 3, 2006

35) With relievers that Dusty will trust (Williamson, Eyre, Howry), Wuertz won't be overused and will have an excellent year.

10man · January 3, 2006

34) The Cubs will buy Z voice recognition software so that he can type on his computer without using his arms/hands

frostwyrm · January 3, 2006

33) The Cubs will "feed off the energy" of Jacque Jones. This will result in superior play.

"I bring a lot of energy, I'm excited to play every day," Jones said. "Hopefully, the other guys can feed off that energy."

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20051220&content_id=1285214&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

Edited January 3, 2006 by frostwyrm

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