i don't hate #2, but #3 is funny "here's what i would do: nothing different!" HOW TO FIX BASEBALL 1. radical realignment 2. robot umpires 3. if you get three strikes you are out of there
Huge difference between calling things you don't like "gay" and saying that you "hate gay people" yeah, i definitely grew up saying and thinking things i’m embarrassed about now, but i really don’t know how you get to 17 tweeting stuff about you hate gay people and using the n-word without just being a hate-filled piece of trash. there are a lot of hate-filled pieces of trash out there, and even more people who have no trouble abiding them, so stuff like this should never be a surprise.
So there is roughly 2.5 pitchers per team who have pitched enough to qualify on each team. That kind of says a lot on its own. The Cubs got him to give them a lot of quality innings at an affordable price, not be a shutdown ace. Oh I'm not really criticizing the deal, which i would probably do 100 times over (even if I think Q is kind of an obnoxious pitcher to watch,) I just don't think Brett's general attitude of "SEE I TOLD YOU (something) WAS GOOD WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS ACTUALLY BAD" is warranted here. brett is quietly pretty terrible about stuff like this. i find him really hard to take.
the ghost of kris bryant? i love kris bryant but think how cool a bizarro kris bryant would be. black atheist who loves to get drunk and occasionally gets extra base hits
“essentially blocked/ignored” is such a meaningless phrase, just trying to smear fowler. if fowler actually blocked matheny’s number in his phone, that would be hilarious and also an actual story. but “essentially blocked/ignored” means what, that he almost but didn’t stop reading the texts? what the hell does that even mean?
Add finance to the list of things Derwood Derwoods everyone knows that ryan will be fronting his crush cash to keep the dream going for as long as possible
bosio swore on his parents’ graves that he wasn’t lying about the spider monkey thing, does this mean we can break the graves down and exploit their valuable natural resources
and curveballs three feet outside and splitters at his head and palmballs thrown into the dugout on purpose and the pitch conan talks about at the olde tyme base ball game where the pitcher digs a trench so the ball can be as low as he wishes it to be
he probably read how bad your posts are here and is just going to steal your money as punishment this post from may 9th has really stood the test of time
i would deserve credit for being a chatwood skeptic from the start if it wasn’t entirely tied to sullivan doubting him throughout the offseason from the moment he signed.