Haha, maybe you are because you just conjured an image in my head of my 6'4" 250 pound, 41 year old goofy ass trying to put on Harry Potter garb. It was pretty bad.
Wow this ump is brutal. Seems like that statement is made on a daily basis anymore. Do you think the umps know robo-umps are coming and they have collectively said "horsefeathers It"?