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  1. Great game, really impressed with Mateo and Guz, maybe there is a future for the Northside 9 (err...25)
  2. Dusty: Z! How's your arm? Zambrano: Uhh... [Flashes back to Venezualea as an 8 year old kid] Z's dad: REMEMBER SON! FEEL NO PAIN! [Lashes young Carlos with a whip] Z's dad: HOW DO YOU FEEL SON Z: I FEEL GREAT DAD!!! [back to present] Zambrano: ehhh...I feel GREAT DUSTY PUT ME IN [Flash forward to Sportscenter] Van Pelt: Zambrano will go on the DL tomorrow and have surgury on Saturday. He is expected to miss the next 9 months with Tommy John surgury.
  3. We got no more pitchers dude....huh Ryan who? Z GET IN THERE!
  4. Because we're 50-68. I dunno, Novoa has been pretty bad all year so I figure anything he does good is pure luck
  5. These types of games remind me why, even after all the stomach punches and groin kicks the Cubs have given me, baseball is the best sport ever created.
  6. Why is Novoa still on this team? He's terrible.
  7. Just so you guys know, Murton HR's are referred to as "Murt Hurts" I'll excuse you this time.
  8. Dusty is such a brilliant in game manager. Definitely needs to be extended for 4-5 years.
  9. Please tell me someone some how got that on tape
  10. Should have been doing his jogging and sprinting during Spring Training Scott. Cya in 2007, come in shape and ready to not hurt Lee this year.
  11. Just you, the game is going at almost a perfect 3 hour page. 2 hours 10 minutes, 1 out into the bottom of the 7th 3 hour page? Is that like a 3 hour tour? Sorry, I think I've been reading Dusty quotes too much. I of course meant pace
  12. Just you, the game is going at almost a perfect 3 hour page. 2 hours 10 minutes, 1 out into the bottom of the 7th
  13. speed kills dude Speed caused Pagan to overrun that double by everett
  14. You know reporters are going to ask idiot face why he took out Mateo after cruising along with 78 pitches. So lets try to think of funny excuses that he might use. My guess: "Who is Juan Mateo? I don't know where he came from. I don't know how many pitches he's used to throwing"
  15. Haha even when the baseball gods let us enjoy an exciting game despite being 18 games under .500, they still end up pulling the rug out from under us...
  16. We're going to lose because Dusty didn't want to expose a pitcher to a HBP, I hate the Cubs
  17. Ugh..I really had completely forgotten that Bynum was ever on this team. He's not signed for after this year, is he? If he's not, you know Hendry is on it
  18. Len makes a good point, this will likely (been saying this for 3 years though) be the last time we ever see Clemens. What a way to go out by plunking his butt into retirement
  19. The last inning and a half sort of makes up for that phantom beanball to Berkman in 2004
  20. Unbelievable, obviously the umps don't give star pitchers preferential treatment.
  21. OK Mateo drops to #74 just ahead of Kyle Orton in Chicago athletes after not coming up to bat after hitting Clemens.
  22. Now Mateo is getting Clemens calls! Thats what you get when you do something half the White Sox could never do - retaliate.
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