Dusty: Z! How's your arm? Zambrano: Uhh... [Flashes back to Venezualea as an 8 year old kid] Z's dad: REMEMBER SON! FEEL NO PAIN! [Lashes young Carlos with a whip] Z's dad: HOW DO YOU FEEL SON Z: I FEEL GREAT DAD!!! [back to present] Zambrano: ehhh...I feel GREAT DUSTY PUT ME IN [Flash forward to Sportscenter] Van Pelt: Zambrano will go on the DL tomorrow and have surgury on Saturday. He is expected to miss the next 9 months with Tommy John surgury.
These types of games remind me why, even after all the stomach punches and groin kicks the Cubs have given me, baseball is the best sport ever created.
Just you, the game is going at almost a perfect 3 hour page. 2 hours 10 minutes, 1 out into the bottom of the 7th 3 hour page? Is that like a 3 hour tour? Sorry, I think I've been reading Dusty quotes too much. I of course meant pace
You know reporters are going to ask idiot face why he took out Mateo after cruising along with 78 pitches. So lets try to think of funny excuses that he might use. My guess: "Who is Juan Mateo? I don't know where he came from. I don't know how many pitches he's used to throwing"
Haha even when the baseball gods let us enjoy an exciting game despite being 18 games under .500, they still end up pulling the rug out from under us...
Ugh..I really had completely forgotten that Bynum was ever on this team. He's not signed for after this year, is he? If he's not, you know Hendry is on it
Len makes a good point, this will likely (been saying this for 3 years though) be the last time we ever see Clemens. What a way to go out by plunking his butt into retirement