Not really a nickname, but when Murton hits a HR, I refer to it as a Murt Hurt. Also, in 2004, I unsuccessfully tried to coin Digli as a DLee nickname, which is a take off of the terrible movie Gigli (pronounced Gee-Lee). Also, taking off an old joke, Ronny Cedeno could be renamed Rnny Ceen. Jacque Jones is Jock or Jocktacular or Jockorific. (mostly not a term of endearment though) When ARam is doing bad (especially on offense and defense at the same time), I like to refer to him as ErrorMiss Ramirez. Sorry all of my suggestions are negative...