Take me out to the simulated ballgame, Take me out with the simulated crowd, Buy me some simulated peanuts and Crackerjacks, I don't care if I never get back, For it's root, root, root for the simulated Cubbies, If they don't win it's a shame, For it's one, two, three simulated strikes you're out, At the old simulated ballgame. LET'S GET SOME SIMULATED RUNS!