Derwood

it's nice to see that the committee is using the old "throw a dart" method of picking teams again this year

i can put mustard on anything. i have 3 or 4 different kinds in the fridge right now

the is conference tourney season has been amazing. here's hoping the NCAA's are as crazy

and is O$U out?

he means that Obama doesn't karate chop people as much as Jesse Jackson

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_picard-no-facepalm.jpg

O$U and MSU tied at the half

IMB! confirmed that you only accumulate stats from your 9 hitters and 7 pitchers on any given day. Bench guys don't get stats.

good thing i just drafted him in the NSBB Keeper League I had that lined up as one of my picks. Bastard. not fast enough

Would those be those 80's style ones that Maddux still wears? If so, I loathe them. http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/pirates/tekulve.jpg

well with Theriot leading off, you'd be putting Pie at 9th. ;)

Kenny, Hawk, the fans....

how will I know where to buy custom furniture this season?

bring back the stirrups!

i long for the days at cubs.com when the Dynacrats argued with the Nowacans or whatever their stupid nicknames were

the McD's All-Americans are named AFTER the kids are already committed to schools, so yeah, it's a bit political (ie if you are going to Duke, you'll be a McDAA)

i was going to say that, but it's tough to trade for an unsigned player

macias

yes, and he's now hurt

good thing i just drafted him in the NSBB Keeper League

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids we called a kid ginger on my second grade little league baseball team. (south park still sucks) guess it's a plain states thing. i had never heard it before South Park

Could you get less guys on base for the 3-4-5 then that lineup? The only way it could be worse if it was Theriot/Pie 1-2. TT already said it, but reread the first sentence. IF PIE ACTUALLY HITS WELL, that would be my lineup. of course i'm not going to do that lineup if he's hitting .210 again

1. Alex Rodriguez 2. Albert Pujols 3. Hanley Ramirez 4. Jose Reyes 5. Ryan Braun 6. David Wright 7. Chase Utley 8. Jimmy Rollins 9. Miguel Cabrera 10. Johan Santana 11. Matt Holliday 12. Ryan Howard 13. Grady Sizemore 14. Prince Fielder 15. Jake Peavy 16. Troy Tulowitzki 17. Victor Martinez 18. Carl Crawford 19. Alfonso Soriano 20. David Ortiz 21. Carlos Beltran 22. Brandon Webb 23. Vlad Guerrero 24. Ichiro 25. Derrek Lee 26. Russell Martin 27. Joe Mauer 28. Brandon Phillips 29. Brian Roberts 30. BJ Upton 31. Derek Jeter 32. Corey Hart 33. Josh Beckett 34. Manny Ramirez 35. Dan Haren 36. Robinson Cano 37. Justin Verlander 38. Erik Bedard 39. Aramis Ramirez 40. Cole Hamels 41. Larry Wayne "Chipper" Jones 42. Adam Dunn 43. Mark Teixeira 44. CC Sabathia 45. Carlos Lee 46. Lance Berkman 47. Roy Halladay 48. Carlos Zambrano 49. Scott Kazmir 50. Francisco Liriano 51. John Smoltz 52. John Lackey 53. Chris Young (the outfielder) 54. Curtis Granderson 55. Brian McCann 56. Ian Kinsler 57. Magglio Ordonez 58. Jorge Posad 59. Khalil Greene 60. Carlos Guillen 61. Garrett Atkins 62. Felix Hernandez 63. Aaron Rowand 64. Geovany Soto 65. Chris Young (the weirdly proportioned pitcher) 66. Roy Oswalt 67. Aaron Harang 68. Ryan Zimmerman 69. Carlos Pena 70. Joe Nathan 71. Matt Kemp 72. Francisco Rodriguez 73. Dan Uggla 74. Gary Sheffield 75. Jonathan Paplebon 76. Daisuke Matsuzaka 77. Hunter Pence 78. Tim Lincecum 79. Rich Hill 80. Nick Markakis 81. Rickie Weeks 82. Kosuke Fukudome 83. Kenji Johjima 84. Fausto Carmona 85. JJ Putz 86. Takashi Saito 87. Jose Valverde 88. Todd Helton 89. Javier Vazquez 90. Nick Swisher 91. James Shields 92. Miguel Tejada 93. Brad Hawpe 94. Hideki Matsui 95. Travis Hafner 96. Edgar Renteria 97. Alex Rios 98. JJ Hardy 99. Chone Figgins 100. Billy Wagner 101. Joba Chamberlain 102. A.J. Burnett- picking for IMB 103. Bobby Abreu 104. Shane Victorino 105. Mariano Rivera 106. Placido Polanco 107. Kevin Kouzmanoff 108. Jason Bay 109. Josh Hamilton 110. Brad Penny 111. Michael Young 112. Torii Hunter 113. Adrian Gonzalez 114. Matt Cain 115. Eric Byrnes (IMB) 116. Huston Street 117. Adrian Beltre 118. Howie Kendrick 119. Brett Myers 120. Andruw Jones 121. Justin Morneau 122. Bobby Jenks 123. Ben Sheets 124. John Maine 125. Matt Capps 126. Delmon Young 127. Pedro Martinez 128. Francisco Cordero 129. Rich Harden 130. JI....JIM THOME 131. Tim Hudson 132. Adam Wainwright 133. Paul Konerko 134. Kelly Johnson 135. Ted Lilly 136. Yovani Gallardo 137. Joakim Soria 138. Rafael Soriano 139. Yunel Escobar 140. BJ Ryan 141. Trevor Hoffman 142. Pat Burrell 143. Josh Fields 144. Chad Billingsley 145. Kerry Wood 146. Jeff Kent 147. Jermaine Dye 148. Jarrod Saltalamacchia 149. J.R. Towles 150. James Loney 151. Lastings Milledge 152. Willy Taveras 153. Eric Gagne 154. Adam LaRoche 155. Jeremy Hermida 156. Jason Varitek 157. Ken Griffey Jr. 158. Jeremy Accardo 159. Evan Longoria

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids

take that, Orioles!