Better question is how the hell are the Cardinals off to best start since 2000. Tim Kurkjian (or some other ESPN anchor, they are all the same to me) picked them to win the division and I laughed at it at the time but now...
Honestly just forfeit the rest of the game, theres no reason to keep playing after that. I don't even want them to win after that, Marquis has got to have placed a bet on the Astros or something.