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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Don't listen to him, DDJ:
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    How did this thread not make it out of April?!?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Nah, we just keep going from where the list ended up, so Ding Dong is up again.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Hot damn, if they win tonight I'll be the only horsefeathers with double digit game thread wins.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Welp, this somehow ended up back at me again. http://68.media.tumblr.com/724671df71f7cf1fbed484460a72247c/tumblr_oqbkrvy4dh1r1ult6o1_500.gif Here's what it looked like when the Padres welcomed the Cubs into town after they got in loaded up on the Ricketts' jalopy like the fuckin' Beverly Hillbillies: And get a load of this terrible lineup Joe is trotting out like the season is already finished: [tweet] [/tweet] Enjoy this one, you weirdos staying up for this. I'M GOING TO BED.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    forgotmyoldlogin said he was going to have a thread up, but he's a no-show. cl smooth and squally are on deck after him. Then it's back to me. If none of them puts one up in the next half hour, I'll get it going.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    No sign of forgotmyoldlogin, so cl smooth and squally would be the next two, if one of you wants to take a shot.
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    http://i.imgur.com/bsAGvYr.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I demand better and more accurate savaging than Angry [expletive] Dome can deliver.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    It's amazing this thread is only 15 pages long. Someday people will write epic tomes about the escapades of this huckster.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Turns out that and the Cubs' sham medical staff are all some kind of elaborate ruse by the Ricketts to net some sweet, sweet medical insurance fraud scratch.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    forgotmyoldlogin confirmed he'll have a thread up later this afternoon. May the winning streak finally begin.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It was a cheap, desperate move that arguably backfired as expected when you try to pinch pennies.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Literally. By one of Joe's broken wine bottles.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Why, thank you, kind sir.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    You don't have twitter? Oh, what the hell; he barely uses it, AND he thinks Trubisky stinks now, too? What did they do with my sulley.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    justa lotta words that translate to "I am Kyle." Not yet; he'll graduate to being a cool reformed Bears fan soon enough.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle and Sofa, Sofa and Kyle - one and the same? We are both stealing the “doink broke Nagy” bit from deadspin It's like this whole thing has played out like I wrote it just to entertain me. The guy sounds like he's possibly already in the throes of a Howard Hughes-esque breakdown and I am HERE FOR IT.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I assume Kyle is still technically a fan of the Bears. I long ago graduated to simply relishing in how delightfully predictable they are at being such a middling at best franchise that ultimately, hilariously, sucks at almost literally everything football-related. horsefeathers like the ongoing, so obviously inevitable Trubisky deabcle, Staley's reaction to the missed field goal, and Virginia McCaskey's Cryptkeeper-like grip on this team that is going leave it forever cursed to be the preciousssssssssssss of her terrible, terrible family are all good, good horsefeathers you might as well inject right into my horsefeathering veins with the way the fanbase and the local sports media laps up EVERYTHING about them like they're this storied, well-respected franchise. And now that the Cubs are back to sucking again? GIVE IT ALL TO ME, MORE, MORE. The only downside is I won't get to see sulley's meltdown as it all happens yet again, as it always does. It's going to be a serious race to see whether Bears fans or Browns fans bring us the most joy this season.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    From afar, I am feasting on how this Nagy dude is clearly a completely shattered human being after DOINK DOINK-gate. Classic Bears.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    When you tweak it just a bit to say, "the Cubs added a hitter who has had one of the most unbelievable months of hitting in history, and only lost like 6 games in the standings," it seems much more reasonable, since they suck.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Plot Twist: his name is Actually Nico Newyorkdongslicer.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet]https://twitter.com/FugaziTruther/status/1170897732673908738[/tweet]
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I'll bet $1000 of Derwood's money that Costas has mentioned the cat MAYBE once since the horsefeathering WS.
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