Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Yay 2 runs, but booooo for not getting 3, you mopes. -
This dude on the mound looks like half his body is suffering a stroke in between pitches.
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So you think that a team with a .537 win % is going to win at like a .900 clip? Hopefully they realize Yelich is dead, since they're infuriatingly 10 for their last 11.
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Nico should have been bunting.
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That Heyward guy is pretty cool. Almora would have been 10 feet back trying to catch that.
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DON'T CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS AT WORK, YOU horsefeathering MONSTER.
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Nice job by the guy who obviously should have started the 4th.
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Quintana. As much as he drives me crazy, he drives me slightly less insane than Hamels, who they can launch into the sun come playoff time. Definitely Quintana. With a VERY quick hook standing by.
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Can't wait until we fast forward a couple months to Joe's fate:
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And now it's into the bullpen, which Joe handles like this:
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Hamels' night summed up: http://raymescallado.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/liamseyepatch-shr.gif
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GET HIM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
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Maddon is horrifically bad at bullpen management. He continually finds new depressing ways to suck at it.
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Thank horsefeathers. Now get this rank bum outta here.
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Please no more Hamels.
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Maybe it'll be a Rookie of the Year-type of situation.
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Shoulda gone with Silvio, dammit:
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The disappointing final chapter of a storied dynasty?
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For context: Suarez' 2019 stats: .271/.350/.580/.930, 47 HR 100 RBI (611 PAs) Suarez' 2019 vCubs: .381/.423/.825/1.248, 8 HR 19 RBI (71 PAs)
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Maybe he didn't like being called "Duker."
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Where?!? Offerman sang the stretch today Oh, booooooooo. Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerk.
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Nah. I've already tipped my hat to them. I know how this story ends. Sure, with the Cardinals crushed, which is ALWAYS a good thing.
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Man, Strop just has nothing left, even in these situations. Just be merciful and stop using him.
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I have never been so happy to see a douchebag crush a baseball like that in a long time.
