Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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It's gotta be something to do with how they're weighing value in this dong-heavy environment, right?
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It's beyond absurd how long Heyward has been getting the most PA per game of anyone on the team. Here's his August line going in to tonight: .192 .322 .384 .705 And July wasn't much better. They kicked him top when he had already been struggling for weeks, and it's just gotten worse. -
Darvish is a pretty cool dude.
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Holy horsefeathers, a Rajai Davis sighting.
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Rizzo still dead: [tweet] [/tweet]
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You're insane.
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Jesus, college football is an even worse nightmare than the real thing.
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This is the horsefeathering Chad-iest privilege ever. horsefeathers this horsefeathers, for real.
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There is zero chance this cornball lasts more than 2 years in the NFL.
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Yeah, Rizzo, yells and swears all the time, too. This flat-out sounded like Almora is actually a bunch of Muppet birds wearing a human suit.
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Of course some Great White Hope long shot headcase QB that people are willing to make a million excuses for is horsefeathering named "Chad." OF COURSE. Though good on Google to make this first suggested image on the main (non-image) search result page: Yeah, good horsefeathering luck pining for this guy to do anything but die early after he falls out of the back of a moving pickup truck.
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Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.
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I realized they were off today and felt immense relief.
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Run differential is the pitching W/L of team-based offensive numbers. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AND JUST AGREE WITH ME.
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"My point is that their runs per game is going down, so here's a chart that shows everything else instead."
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That is a HoF-terrible tweet. What an idiot.
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WAVES AND WAVES, BABY.
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2019 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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The ironic thing will be when the FO points to the Cardinals' fluke season as the reason why they didn't feel the need to try and do any major moves in the offseason.
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Impressive that this year will simultaneously do away with both the "THEY WON 95 GAMES LAST YEAR!!!" and "THEY'VE MADE THE PLAYOFFS FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT!!!" excuses for the FO's bungling.
