Sammy Sofa
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She's actually saying "Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
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It's gotta be something to do with how they're weighing value in this dong-heavy environment, right?
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It's beyond absurd how long Heyward has been getting the most PA per game of anyone on the team. Here's his August line going in to tonight: .192 .322 .384 .705 And July wasn't much better. They kicked him top when he had already been struggling for weeks, and it's just gotten worse. -
Darvish is a pretty cool dude.
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Holy horsefeathers, a Rajai Davis sighting.
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Rizzo still dead: [tweet] [/tweet]
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You're insane.
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Jesus, college football is an even worse nightmare than the real thing.
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This is the horsefeathering Chad-iest privilege ever. horsefeathers this horsefeathers, for real.
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There is zero chance this cornball lasts more than 2 years in the NFL.
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Yeah, Rizzo, yells and swears all the time, too. This flat-out sounded like Almora is actually a bunch of Muppet birds wearing a human suit.
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Of course some Great White Hope long shot headcase QB that people are willing to make a million excuses for is horsefeathering named "Chad." OF COURSE. Though good on Google to make this first suggested image on the main (non-image) search result page: Yeah, good horsefeathering luck pining for this guy to do anything but die early after he falls out of the back of a moving pickup truck.
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Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.
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I realized they were off today and felt immense relief.
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Run differential is the pitching W/L of team-based offensive numbers. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AND JUST AGREE WITH ME.
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"My point is that their runs per game is going down, so here's a chart that shows everything else instead."
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That is a HoF-terrible tweet. What an idiot.
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WAVES AND WAVES, BABY.
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