Sammy Sofa
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I dont know what to tell you; the only thing I care about less than whether an athlete is using PED's or not is whether track or bicycling is more popular. And I was one of the cool kids that thought Armstrong seemed like an obnoxious dick when he "was the most inspirational story ever." He was a hyper-competitive, mildly sociopathic ass loathed by his teammates and everyone else in the sport, and not in a good way like prime Jordan or Tiger. Bolt is a likable guy clearly having a blast and he provides bite-sized moments of amazingness and then he goes away and I don't have to see his stupid bracelets and books and everything else like stupid Armstrong. Just admit that you didnt know where to get those bracelets and felt left out at first, and then you saw [expletive] wearing them and you were like "yep, i knew those things were for [expletive]." You were totally the shattered "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT"-guy of Lance Armstrong-ing, weren't you?
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Sulley's all about valiant Latin American and Caribbean struggles against the yoke of capitalist imperialism, except when it comes to shiny medals for doing things fast.
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Granted, I haven't watched a ton of Olympics in the past, but this one seems be to pretty strikingly asstastic in terms of all of the butts on display. It's kinda hilarious to look up at the dozen or so huge monitors and TV's on the walls in my office and just seeing closeups of amazing hinders in HD pretty much all day.
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HEY, THREAD STARTER GUY: http://i.giphy.com/14lM8eUkH58v3q.gif
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Tim's gotta be a good half a bottle to the wind at this point. half? You're right; that's WAY too much.
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What? Tim's gotta be a good half a bottle to the wind at this point.
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Hammel continues to impress.
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Hell yeah.
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Everyone did. Schwarber not being hobbled would make a big difference. Add him and they're almost certainly in the top 5.
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Bigger shout out to the dude inexplicably wearing an '89 Batman t-shirt.
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Rizzo is the best.
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Granted, this was made for the Lions, but let's bask in the Bears' shittiness, too: http://media.freep.com/uploads/digital/lions_playoff_wins.jpg
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You need to start the thread. FIX IT.
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Jonathan Papelbon outright released
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I'm 98% sure its going to be here. I really hope not, but if it is, we might as well start calling our bullpen the legion of doom http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01120/university-challen_1120947c.jpg -
I'm still confused; the other guy was listed ahead of ct. He didn't get skipped. Delete this nonsense.
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Anything you don't want possibly spamming you?
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people care about cycling once a year, people care about track and field once every four years. lance armstrong is a bad guy because he built an empire on performance enhancing drugs. he was the most inspirational story ever until he got caught. Bolt may get caught, but it's hard to track down the truth in a third-world country, I'm sure. I dont know what to tell you; the only thing I care about less than whether an athlete is using PED's or not is whether track or bicycling is more popular. And I was one of the cool kids that thought Armstrong seemed like an obnoxious dick when he "was the most inspirational story ever." He was a hyper-competitive, mildly sociopathic ass loathed by his teammates and everyone else in the sport, and not in a good way like prime Jordan or Tiger. Bolt is a likable guy clearly having a blast and he provides bite-sized moments of amazingness and then he goes away and I don't have to see his stupid bracelets and books and everything else like stupid Armstrong.
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A lot of us just don't care. It's really fun to watch. Armstrong was an ass who lead a sport only dorks care about.
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Uh, wasn't beantowncubsfan the person scheduled to start? You didn't miss anything; you're next in line.
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Well, it was .091 on the season coming into that AB and now under .200 in his career. I'll admit I embellish a lot but this is a fact.
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THIS MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
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