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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Also: dead-eyed psycho. http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/2016/04/12/kyle-hendricks-0602.png http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2016/03/12/images/mlbf_552305883_th_45.jpg http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/styles/article_hero_image/public/2016/07/15/hendricks_post_07-15_640x360_726139971563.jpg?itok=0ht1jOCJ http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/08/15/images/mlbf_368094883_th_45.jpg He and Lilly need to party.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    When the Cubs have their version of Moneyball made, this part is going to be AMAZING. Easy casting, too: http://www.milb.com/images/2012/04/04/lzPoGgNJ.jpg
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The last game right before the break was when Sofa changed his pic back to Starlin. http://i.giphy.com/qrQO1wpZLA2PK.gif
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Let's not lose sight of how if I can fix this thread title, surely David can fix Heyward by removing him from his sig. Maximize the domination.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I tried. I feared the filthy rabble of the mob.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Someone on Deadspin made a helpful chart:
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I hope the sprinklers went off in the visitors' clubhouse. "These aren't tears! It was...uh...the sprinklers! Yeah..."
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I made it somewhat a little less... face horsefeathers -y.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Updated.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    There's no such thing.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I kinda want to pay you pay to run my Show team into the ground just for the sheer entertainment of it.
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, nice AB, Montero.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    SHATTER HIS SOUL.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.slkimg.com/isv1/album/v40a03163f1e3fe39/395662/web/3/fill/5,0/600.jpg
  16. Sammy Sofa
    ENGAGE THE DRUBBING.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    What the hell is this horse [expletive]. Effectively. http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2012249/you-get-the-hell-out.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    We weren't already?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Speaking of Soler, who the horsefeathers massacred his hair like that? It's basically a war crime.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Way to go, guys. [tweet] [/tweet]
  21. Sammy Sofa
    And he can make a mean toilet-wine afterwards to celebrate.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    How the horsefeathers did the Cubs possibly have Julio horsefeathering Borbon for 72 games in 2013? My brain refuses to retain that information. What are we talking about?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    How would you know Derwood? What, biblically?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That's a nice way to put it. The reaction from the Cubs was so subdued compared to usual walkoffs because everyone was so surprised that it was called a ball. Definitely. Even the crowd seemed delayed because they assumed a strike was going to be called.
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    http://media3.giphy.com/media/JEWCNWQ4NTeJa/giphy.gif
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