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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I kinda want to pay you pay to run my Show team into the ground just for the sheer entertainment of it.
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, nice AB, Montero.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    SHATTER HIS SOUL.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.slkimg.com/isv1/album/v40a03163f1e3fe39/395662/web/3/fill/5,0/600.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    ENGAGE THE DRUBBING.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    What the hell is this horse [expletive]. Effectively. http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2012249/you-get-the-hell-out.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    We weren't already?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Speaking of Soler, who the horsefeathers massacred his hair like that? It's basically a war crime.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Way to go, guys. [tweet] [/tweet]
  11. Sammy Sofa
    And he can make a mean toilet-wine afterwards to celebrate.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    How the horsefeathers did the Cubs possibly have Julio horsefeathering Borbon for 72 games in 2013? My brain refuses to retain that information. What are we talking about?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    How would you know Derwood? What, biblically?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    That's a nice way to put it. The reaction from the Cubs was so subdued compared to usual walkoffs because everyone was so surprised that it was called a ball. Definitely. Even the crowd seemed delayed because they assumed a strike was going to be called.
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    http://media3.giphy.com/media/JEWCNWQ4NTeJa/giphy.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Of course he didn't; nobody did. It was a terrible, terrible, wonderful call.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Let's be clear, it was Bobby McCray for the Saints in the NFC Title game in the Superdome that ended Favre's career. What the hell is this horse horsefeathers.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan reached out to Seal Boy: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/195055866/chris-coghlan-has-texted-with-tommy-la-stella/ Tommy had no comment; only thoughts of dark, dark revenge: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112011/1320956381_seal_steals_fish_from_fisherman.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Careful; nude Jake seemed to be bad juju.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This sounds like a job for Pile-on Pete!
  21. Sammy Sofa
    DAVID, STOP IGNORING ME AND FIX YOUR SIG.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Damn right. I hope many hearts were barfed up. Especially Ski's. But ESPECIALLY Ski's.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S THE 6TH [expletive] INNING IN A 1-0 GAME. Some of you are some real hot ham sandwiches. Even if the Cubs go on to dong them into submission from here on out I'm allowed to call the first 6 innings torture. When bad things happen over a period time it's not fun. It's not a big deal. You are the worst. 'NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, I need to be up at 4:30, so I'm going to bed. I hope the cool people here enjoy the inevitable awesome comeback win and I hope the rest of you barf up your hearts just before it happens.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    and I'll add him (alone) to mine Yes. This can be fixed. He doesn't even make sense in the sig in the first place. Help right the ship, David.
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