Sammy Sofa
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But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems. but in the big picture they have never stunk because they are on a 105 win pace with me having it so THERE Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the horsefeathers knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER. -
please do not stop this crusade. i need a sig and i'll be happy to put lonely jason in that spot (but someone (logan?) needs to crop him out for me) but we are hung up until stubborn david comes around there's not a chance in hell i'm altering anything before we lose a game and we aren't going to so But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems.
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Oh, JD.
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Since we all know it's too damn much, this just seems like longing for misery porn.
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Well, this is quite the display.
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He looks sick! Tommy has the mange.
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Molina and this nobody certainly make up one of the skeevier-looking batteries in the game. They look like Breaking Bad extras.
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I think David Ross' twin is sitting in the front row behind the backstop.
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But you've had it all year. Quit messing with my theory, which is based out of cold, hard, superstitious science, with your crazy, superstitious sorcerer's-nonsense.
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rain delay That's what happens when you have too many hot ham and cheeses.
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i think things are going pretty well and i'm not gonna [expletive] with it just for one player, sorry You wouldn't be messing with the others, just saving him through subtraction like you did with Starlin.
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Holy horsefeathers, how is my feed so far behind? Addison just donged.....NOW.
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Heyward is going to DP unless David removes him from his sig.
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What is Rondon's status today?
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They're a boring, sloppy, corrupt, low-rated mess. What were you expecting, Cobra to parachute in and kidnap the athletes?
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Then Soler should be in there instead of Heyward (unless David is busy fixing his sig).
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It's not too late for David to turn Heyward's season around. DO THE RIGHT THING. Imagine how satisfying it will be to see him swinging dongs around with abandon.
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Kyle Hendricks, Ace
Sammy Sofa replied to Aaron_Kennelly's topic in North Side Baseball Front Page News
Also: dead-eyed psycho. http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/2016/04/12/kyle-hendricks-0602.png http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2016/03/12/images/mlbf_552305883_th_45.jpg http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/styles/article_hero_image/public/2016/07/15/hendricks_post_07-15_640x360_726139971563.jpg?itok=0ht1jOCJ http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/08/15/images/mlbf_368094883_th_45.jpg He and Lilly need to party. -
When the Cubs have their version of Moneyball made, this part is going to be AMAZING. Easy casting, too: http://www.milb.com/images/2012/04/04/lzPoGgNJ.jpg
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The last game right before the break was when Sofa changed his pic back to Starlin. http://i.giphy.com/qrQO1wpZLA2PK.gif
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Let's not lose sight of how if I can fix this thread title, surely David can fix Heyward by removing him from his sig. Maximize the domination.
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I tried. I feared the filthy rabble of the mob.
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Someone on Deadspin made a helpful chart:
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I hope the sprinklers went off in the visitors' clubhouse. "These aren't tears! It was...uh...the sprinklers! Yeah..."
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I made it somewhat a little less... face horsefeathers -y.
