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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't make it. If I had, you'd think it was an actual photo of Jake in a Union Army uniform. :good: I figured it would be a shirtless Stonewall Jake-son giving Grant a Stone Cold Stunner.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I hope Jake doesn't pitch as shitty as that Photoshop job.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    What in holy horsefeathers.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers; Heyward donged? On the west coast? At night? Whoa.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Please try to jack some more dongs on their way to the parking lot.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Let it ring.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    He's destroying everyone else's efforts to fix him.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Here, let me express my pleasure in the most terrifying way possible: http://i.giphy.com/9KQ2T38nNpz2g.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    WHY NOT BOTH, DAMMIT. http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipe/2014/05/6654/8176_RyanHotDogs_800.jpg
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    http://www.azula.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy-6.gif
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    http://i.giphy.com/1b7C0msGxlBSM.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Zambrano's been hanging around a lot; PUT THE MAN ON THE MOUND.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/bq6F8QYqBU7Yc.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    How dare you bastards blame this on weed.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/116/127/d2f.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Get fucked, ump.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/wrestling-bronze-medal-match-ends-in-controversy-mongo-1785562325
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/giddy-gif.gif?gs=a
  21. Sammy Sofa
    No concern. Yeah, he's got his second highest monthly OPS of the season; guy is still ripping doubles, and basically the main difference is he has 2 triples in August instead of 2 more dongs.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Abut horsefeathering time.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Woooooooooooo, Birthday Boys music.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, now I'm back to longing for a time jump to the playoffs again.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Montero can be a hero, just for one day.
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