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  1. Sammy Sofa
    FESTIVUS HAS A POLE, YOU DUMB STUMP.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Man, it doesn't matter when I get up; I alternate between 5 AM or 8 AM depending on the week, but once I am up for the morning, it's all systems go.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Some of us work in places that only have public toilets I've got my system on a schedule where it unloads everything in the morning; if I have to horsefeathers at work something is wrong.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that was THIS close to being the most Heyward-y thing in the world with it being caught.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Because sweaty ass, piss, and [expletive] are so much cleaner? Even if a toilet seat appears clean/dry, it means absolutely nothing. There is no "my" seat about it. One takes a risk every time they use a public toilet. What's the risk (and this is coming from someone super unwilling to take dumps on public toilets - while realizing how mostly irrational it is)? Herpes? Is that like getting it from a tractor? Nice. Though I would hope everyone is unwilling to dump ON a toilet, public or otherwise.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    People who have to horsefeathers regularly in public toilets are usually animals to begin with; you'd think they wouldn't be so fussy about the surroundings given the absolute mess of guts their bodies apparently are.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    This feels like a glimpse into what true madness must feel like.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's about ethics in All-Star Gaming.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I blame the South.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, what the horsefeathers.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't make it. If I had, you'd think it was an actual photo of Jake in a Union Army uniform. :good: I figured it would be a shirtless Stonewall Jake-son giving Grant a Stone Cold Stunner.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I hope Jake doesn't pitch as shitty as that Photoshop job.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    What in holy horsefeathers.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers; Heyward donged? On the west coast? At night? Whoa.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Please try to jack some more dongs on their way to the parking lot.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Let it ring.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He's destroying everyone else's efforts to fix him.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Here, let me express my pleasure in the most terrifying way possible: http://i.giphy.com/9KQ2T38nNpz2g.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    WHY NOT BOTH, DAMMIT. http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipe/2014/05/6654/8176_RyanHotDogs_800.jpg
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  24. Sammy Sofa
    Zambrano's been hanging around a lot; PUT THE MAN ON THE MOUND.
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