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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This is incredible.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Counterpoint: http://i.giphy.com/12xplSitgROgw0.gif
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Why do you keep doing this.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Why do you keep doing this.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Well no wonder your morning poop schedule is later. Eh, I guess you did say your schedule varies. Whenever it's time to get up:
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I just had lunch! !!!!!!!!!!! 3pm lunch? when the hell are you going to have dinner tonight? 8?! Usually a little before 9 these days.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Just in time for dinner! I just had lunch! !!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, for got this game wasn't on at a dip horsefeathers time.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    And that despite Montero being the wreck that he is? Damn.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    That seems mean to tease him like that.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    LIES.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just bummed he didn't pan out because I liked his nickname so much.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    There's so many conflicting emotions when reading that post. On the one hand, lots of good Cubs stuff. On the other hand, why are you the way you are?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I would think he'd have to dominate the rest of the season; it's looked at like he's been struggling for a good chunk of the season despite some of his overall numbers.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, horsefeathers; dad, is that you?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    FESTIVUS HAS A POLE, YOU DUMB STUMP.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Man, it doesn't matter when I get up; I alternate between 5 AM or 8 AM depending on the week, but once I am up for the morning, it's all systems go.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Some of us work in places that only have public toilets I've got my system on a schedule where it unloads everything in the morning; if I have to horsefeathers at work something is wrong.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that was THIS close to being the most Heyward-y thing in the world with it being caught.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Because sweaty ass, piss, and [expletive] are so much cleaner? Even if a toilet seat appears clean/dry, it means absolutely nothing. There is no "my" seat about it. One takes a risk every time they use a public toilet. What's the risk (and this is coming from someone super unwilling to take dumps on public toilets - while realizing how mostly irrational it is)? Herpes? Is that like getting it from a tractor? Nice. Though I would hope everyone is unwilling to dump ON a toilet, public or otherwise.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    People who have to horsefeathers regularly in public toilets are usually animals to begin with; you'd think they wouldn't be so fussy about the surroundings given the absolute mess of guts their bodies apparently are.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    This feels like a glimpse into what true madness must feel like.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    It's about ethics in All-Star Gaming.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I blame the South.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, what the horsefeathers.
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