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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's the same stuff people here have posted; it's just a tweet instead of a dusty old message board post. us, people with common sense and hope why are we even arguing over this dude that some of us are putting tongue-in-cheek faith in Because this thread should only be bumped for two reasons: 1. Actual Bryce Harper-related juicy hot goss. 2. The inevitable tangent argument about pizza.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    well, yeah. except the local and national media guys are a damn near all basically reporting the opposite (cubs are poor, cubs don't need to/can't spend all that money on harper, etc.), which is why we're all in search of a glimmer of hope. It's the same stuff people here have posted; it's just a tweet instead of a dusty old message board post.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    If this guy WAS a known sports reporter dude, then people here would just be rightly dragging him for just regurgitating a bunch of obvious assumptions as "news." "The Cubs are trying to move things around to best make a contract work with Bryce Harper, who they obviously have been in touch with like every other team reported to be after top tier FA Bryce Harper...WHAT A SCOOP."
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  5. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, it’s creepy af and the opposite of a noble cause for sure
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I genuinely can't tell if you're (rightly) slamming the Cubs or praising them.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    What, is he a big Cubs fan or something?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    So is Illegalsexclubinsky good now or what?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, dude; they still play golf even if he's on another team.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    If he actually rocked that look during the season, he would instantly be my favorite Cub now and forever.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Theo trying to pimp Bryant on the open market:
  13. Sammy Sofa
    The scoop is that Bryant is demanding to be traded since they're too cheap to bring his best bud in.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I love David the Robot, you jerk.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Does it count if David does that because the TV tried to steal his lady (the Instant Pot)?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    "I sit there like a robot watching my favorite baseball team a LOT" is kind of a complete self-own, unless it was intentional, in which case: nicely done.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Dude, you kinda just dunked all over yourself.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I say Bryant for Gritty.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah. It was weird:
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Nagging, career-curtailing injury immediately follows.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If you want to get extra depressed, think about how some of the players that the Cubs didn't want to give up for him are potentially going to be some of the reasons why they've decided they can't afford Harper.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    They would if they believe he's permanently broken and want to get KB level assets for a player who's never going to be KB again. If they don't think that, then there's absolutely no reason to trade a player of his caliber right now unless they're getting someone they believe to be better right this minute in return. Bryant for Yelich then?
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  24. Sammy Sofa
    we're all aware of your wrong opinion of how opt-outs work, you don't need to bring it up every time it's mentioned Wonder who Jason Heyward is signing with this off-season. horsefeathers, just slap a "NEWSFLASH: Players Who Suck Don't Opt Out" headline on there and you'll be picked up by The Athletic in no time!
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Poor Tom Ricketts "Poor" in the money sense? Yup. Nobody actually pities Tom Ricketts beyond how he inexplicably makes Ted Cruz look like a charming, put together dude.
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