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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    #10 and #48 are special Make-a-Wish visitors, right? ... Wait, that's WHO?!?! Oh no.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    My Tobodlygowherenomanhasgonebeforesky puns are delightful and whimsical.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    that, and probably a sense of humor The only thing funny about these threads is how they've been reduced to a butt-clenched level of angry defensiveness (even when the Bears are arguably GOOD) that sticks out on a dusty old board that's pretty much fueled by butt-clenched angry defensiveness.
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    One of these Thanksgivings I'll get around to finally trying one of them there Turduckinsky things everyone is talking about.
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    How ironic
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    I tend to do my best work here while at my actual workplace.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs waiting for some guy with sick day/night spin rate splits who's coming back from surgery and looking to try pitching from his other hand before they pounce.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Especially the ones that really didn't lean over the horsefeathering line at all with their upper body. Bozo didn't stop the ones that did! Just keep your feet behind the line, you bootlicking nerds!
  10. Sammy Sofa
    The Grand Prize Game definitely counts as a sport.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this. What fresh hell did I stumble into? ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go? a chicago sports media personality said the Cubs were in on Harper
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I'm more partial to Main Street Pub. Man, I miss the cards and collectibles shop that used to be in Banyan Tree Mall (also: what a ridiculous "mall").
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah! That's a good callback (though it's goofy to act like that was a no brainer Google search).
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I'm completely lost here. I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on? And how can this be related to pizza?
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    Well, he moved to GE in 1980, and was there as late as 2010.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Billy Williams lived for decades in GE....heck, he might still be there.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Isn't that his catchphrase?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    ABORT, ABORT: BRYCE HARPER TRIED TO RUIN PIZZA BY EATING PIZZA WITH DAVE PORTNOY. Machado also apparently got into the best shape of his life by CUTTING OUT PIZZA ALTOGETHER. Clearly PTR was doing us a favor by crying poor to avoid these anti-pizza monsters.
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    Agreed This gif is a rollercoatser of emotions.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    If anyone says they'd rather read horsefeathers like that instead of pizza talk or wacky name games, then they're a disgusting masochistic liar. ALL HARPER NEWS IS BAD NEWS.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Elmhurst Icestorm Ferrets
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