Sammy Sofa
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NEVER SETTLE FOR THESE DONGLESS SCUMBAGS. Your home runs uber alles campaign is going to some strange places. Wherever will an offense with Bryant, Rizzo, Baez, Schwarber, and Contreras find power? Sometimes you play the straight man role a little TOO well for your own good. -
NEVER SETTLE FOR THESE DONGLESS SCUMBAGS.
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I'll be damned if anyone doesn't think all of that dongless garbage doesn't need to be fixed or tweaked or whatever the horsefeathers you want to call it. SMALL BALL IS FOR NERDS AND METHADONE FREAKS.
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Someone find Sebastian Righthandedstarter.
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HE NEEDS TO BE A FAT BEAR.
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Yeah, maybe he'll get his gang rape swagger back, too.
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It's so horsefeathering gross to see this spelled out like that. This rotation is going to be bordering on being a nightmare at the best of times.
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Week 9: Bears at Bills Sunday noon? On fox
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
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What can I tell you? That September/October FIP/xFIP doesn't fill me with confidence. I think the likely optimum outcome if they bring him back is that he's a serviceable back of the rotation starter with scattered moments of awesomeness and terribleness. He'll likely be at least worth spitting distance of what he'd get paid, so whatever. I just think it's very unlikely he's anything more than Just a Guy at best next season.
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I thought he was really looking like the bum version again for quite a few of his final starts and got pretty lucky.
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I look at it more as they're kinda damned if they do/damned if they don't because of what their starting rotation and pitching depth has amounted to at this point. It largely looks like a good option in the sense that most of the options are varying degrees of suck.
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It's for a year. Big whoop. Yeah and especially if it’s just a $14 million LT hit. Since I doubt we’d dip our toes in the Kuechel/Corbin/Kershaw waters it’s a no brainer over like Matt Harvey Man, if Hamels come back, he is gonna break so many hearts next year.
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Who is the biggest baseball nihilist, David or Kyle?
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Week 8: J-E-T-S @ Bears Sunday at noon on CBS
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
not to point out the obvious, but this post clearly demonstrates how detached the majority of nsbb'ers have been towards the NFL in general the last few years and how loosely you've paid attention to any of it. but yea, DrDitkabisky to you...chuuuump -
Week 8: J-E-T-S @ Bears Sunday at noon on CBS
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
Only week 8 and the game thread already down to just 3 pages? I thought Doctortrupinksy would have had these things jumping for longer than that. -
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The problem is that the Ricketts family won't be paying it, all of us Cub fans will be paying it through $200 seats, $15 beers, $10 hot dogs, and an extra $30 a month to add their network to your cable package. Everybody knows that a billionaire didn't get rich by eating the cost of an expensive asset, they just pass it along to the consumers. You're right; it would be terrible if going to a Cubs game turns into a stupidly expensive thi-OH WAIT.
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The Cubs should let Rizzo walk and not even think twice about it.
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David, how many accounts do you have there?
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Notice how Brian didn't include Ross, because everyone hates that guy.
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We would have also accepted "SuperBenintendiChalmers."
