Sammy Sofa
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Make sure to keep jacking up the ticket prices, too, you ridiculous cockheaded assholes. Oh, but it'll be so horsefeathering great to look at the stupid hotel and the triangle building and whatever the horsefeathers David loves to post about instead of talking about actual baseball. PREPARE TO UNLEASH RAGE AND DESTROY THE RICH.
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horsefeathers this Ted Cruz-looking [expletive] right in his horsefeathering waxy ear.
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Lemme print out some old LeBron in Bulls uniforms pics to wipe my tears away with.
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Heyward, Darvish and Chatwood (and, soon, Hamels) are history's greatest monsters.
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So, try it sometime? I'm going to give this a try. Sometime in November/December: Dodgers sign Bryce Harper.
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PTR can't wait to start sharing hobo soup recipes with Ted Cruz again.
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Cubs Picking Up Hamels Option, Trading Smyly to Rangers
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
His stuff is ridiculous and he can make major league hitters look foolish. He’s “intriguing” and he’s like behind probably ~5 guys on the Iowa shuttle right now. He’s a fine lottery ticket to keep around if he ever gets the command to even slightly worse than league average levels he could be elite. He’s like the definition of “intriguing option” for a guy who still has minor league options to hang around at no cost. -
It's coming back in a big, big way, baby!
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Week 9: Bears at Bills Sunday noon? On fox
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
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Look at this grannyball-loving motherjumper over here.
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NEVER SETTLE FOR THESE DONGLESS SCUMBAGS. Your home runs uber alles campaign is going to some strange places. Wherever will an offense with Bryant, Rizzo, Baez, Schwarber, and Contreras find power? Sometimes you play the straight man role a little TOO well for your own good.
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NEVER SETTLE FOR THESE DONGLESS SCUMBAGS.
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I'll be damned if anyone doesn't think all of that dongless garbage doesn't need to be fixed or tweaked or whatever the horsefeathers you want to call it. SMALL BALL IS FOR NERDS AND METHADONE FREAKS.
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Someone find Sebastian Righthandedstarter.
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HE NEEDS TO BE A FAT BEAR.
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Yeah, maybe he'll get his gang rape swagger back, too.
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It's so horsefeathering gross to see this spelled out like that. This rotation is going to be bordering on being a nightmare at the best of times.
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Week 9: Bears at Bills Sunday noon? On fox
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
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What can I tell you? That September/October FIP/xFIP doesn't fill me with confidence. I think the likely optimum outcome if they bring him back is that he's a serviceable back of the rotation starter with scattered moments of awesomeness and terribleness. He'll likely be at least worth spitting distance of what he'd get paid, so whatever. I just think it's very unlikely he's anything more than Just a Guy at best next season.
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I thought he was really looking like the bum version again for quite a few of his final starts and got pretty lucky.
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I look at it more as they're kinda damned if they do/damned if they don't because of what their starting rotation and pitching depth has amounted to at this point. It largely looks like a good option in the sense that most of the options are varying degrees of suck.
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It's for a year. Big whoop. Yeah and especially if it’s just a $14 million LT hit. Since I doubt we’d dip our toes in the Kuechel/Corbin/Kershaw waters it’s a no brainer over like Matt Harvey Man, if Hamels come back, he is gonna break so many hearts next year.
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Who is the biggest baseball nihilist, David or Kyle?
