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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Seriously, we aren't putting those guys in deals for stars... Is there a single player in the cardinals org good enough to headline a deal for KB? Most of us don’t, but a quick search will show you some embarrassing posts with Trout, Harper and Machado trade proposals centered around Almora, Happ, etc. Made by known lunatics and randos.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    A backup catcher is playing about as much as Lackey did, I doubt that would be a huge issue. I know it would be a huge issue, because we all know he's a huge dork who sucks. Lackey is the worst, but he's at least one of those AJ Piertrubinsky types who is going to have a bunch of goobers on the team on his side despite literally everyone else outside of the team hating him. Meanwhile, McCann's mother probably doesn't even like him.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Willfully adding Brian McCann to a team basically defined by Javier Baez would be so majestically stupid that it would be a justifiably fireable offense.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Brian McCann is a notorious Baseball Anus, and basically that's all he's known/mocked for at this point, so of course Tom has never heard of it.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, if you remember this guy: ...congratulations! You're old. Check out what happened to him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollen_Stewart#Arrest In short: watch the horsefeathers out for Jesus weirdos at sporting events.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Some time.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    And I like how Grey Shirt Guy's whole deal just gets even more perverted.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Grey Shirt Guy =
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I was genuinely disappointed he wasn't standing there with his arms crossed. He so looks like that's what he'd rather be doing.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I love everything about this picture: The guy in the grey is cracking me up. What the horsefeathers is he looking at?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit. I should have gone with this:
  13. Sammy Sofa
    He is equal parts creepy weirdo and good dude.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, this just makes me jealous that the Cubs' spy ring probably just consists of Clark with Theo's fake mustache on.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    This is the dorkiest horsefeathering thing of all time.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Never underestimate the persecution complex of a Mediocre White Man.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I really hope this ends up being his last season with the Cubs.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs have long trafficked in guys who love sliding like dickheads, so he'd fit right in.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but they got the Cubs to divorce themselves from Chili, so at least they're bringing that back.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], this makes me laugh every time I see it. My gif game will never be as good as this one post.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Doesn't matter in the end as the winner of this series should be out in 5 games tops in the WS. Brewers will go back to being a 85 win team again next year. All will be right again Might be a series of vaunted predictions.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like Tom took this thread's title as a challenge.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    its actually rule V It's actually Rule .
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