Sammy Sofa
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Crazy that they've been playing for almost three hours and they're only in the top of the 7th. How is will these long games draw in new fans? It's so dumb that they don't start an hour earlier. -
That's quite the parade of scumbags.
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hell yeah let's get this horsefeathers over with Damn; it just hit me that all this Bryce Harper horsefeathers is going to finally happen.
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I'm pretty sure that if you're making a show based out of the world of 90's/early 2000's skateboarding, you have to actively TRY to only cast something, like, 30 white dudes. Skateboarding? I thought that show was based out of the world of small town meth dealers. Tomayto, tomahto.
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Big Brother has definitely aged even worse than old issues of Vice; it's kind of a minor miracle that it didn't spawn its own Gavin McInnes or two.
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I'm pretty sure that if you're making a show based out of the world of 90's/early 2000's skateboarding, you have to actively TRY to only cast something, like, 30 white dudes.
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plus you'd be able to set your watch to their haircuts Man, Grandpa Simpson really took over this thread in a big, big way.
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Girardi cons: he'd probably make everyone get harsh short haircuts that he'd give himself. Girardi pros: too many of the Cubs have terrible haircuts, so this is likely actually an upgrade.
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Shut up; the Cubs already fired Joe and hired Razor Shines instead. This is MUCH more interesting.
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Holy horsefeathers.
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...which brings us back to Jon Lovitz.
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Man, and then the SUPER SCATHING ultra comedy of fuckin' Tom fuckin' Cruise giving life to almost every negative Jewish stereotype under the sun...it's funny and smart because Jewish people work in Hollywood! Wheeeeeeeee!
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Arguing about avatars is a bit silly, but that's not at all the point Sammy was making. The point I'm making is I hate Mojo's avatar more than Tom's. Infinitely so. Most everything we argue about here is completely silly, for the record. I get it; OMC's bizarrely makes me want to punch the screen, and I really like that miniseries! But, seriously, a fuckin' instantly dated blackface gag is a shitty thing to still be tossing around.
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Hey, some people are really bothered by devil suits:
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OK?
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Week 8: J-E-T-S @ Bears Sunday at noon on CBS
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
Tubthumpinsky was just trying to his hardest to grow the disgusting thick Ditka/Wannstedt mustache that every Bears fan, whether they admit it or not, desperately wants him to have to go with his last name. -
Sounds like Potatoskinsky has that covered.
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That the dude is still rockin' a Tropic Thunder blackface gif in 2018 is just the shitty cherry on top of a big ol' turd cake.
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Red Sox in 6.
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[tweet] [/tweet] I wish we lived in a world where Baez and Puig could party as teammates.
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It kinds feels like David's whole baseball viewpoint has boiled down to, "until what happens happens, there's absolutely no point in discussing it ahead of time."
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All I know is you somehow got to re-spawn under, like, 8 different names, and yet da Bum is perma-banned for all eternity. NO JUSTICE.
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Oh, come on.
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Puig is the hero we need in these trying times.
