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  1. Sammy Sofa
    That's freaky.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's only slightly more satisfying than when I stare them down, unblinking, while I brush the dumb nuclear-colored salad off of a hot dog, and then sexily blast some ketchup all over it. Or leaning in all close and casual and ordering a beef...and then adding that I want some melted cheese on that bad boy, AND for the bread to be toasted. I love wrecking the worlds of Chicago food peddlers.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Few things are more perversely satisfying than to order a Chicago thin crust pizza cut pie-style and then watching the light slowly fade in their eyes of the person taking your order.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Every Chicago deep dish gif I can find looks like a outtake from the fat guy autopsy scene in Se7en.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'd love it. A true Bullpen of Doom is more valuable than Schwarber ever will be on a NL team.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This was posted this morning so I'm not sure why it says Thursday night. I'm taking bets as to which poster is actually Harper in disguise.
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  8. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, I wish Wrigley had those poles to keep back some of the beasts that dwell there.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Only if you're colorblind. DID WE JUST FIND OUT YOU'RE COLORBLIND.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    http://78.media.tumblr.com/aecdd3d1c69c07d6a852ea6f747ff5e0/tumblr_n6dduxz3KB1r8x50po1_1280.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    think i'd take it out of the big three too but i get the urge to eat deep dish like once a year, if that Yes and yes.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    It's easy to do better than the Big Three, but Gino's East is completely forgettable, and Lou Malnati's is practically a bread bowl soup masquerading as a pizza casserole. DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE WILLED TO HAPPEN, DAVID? Look upon my works and despair.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    While at the UC last week I noticed they now have Giordanos, by far the worst of the deep dish Chicago chains http://78.media.tumblr.com/80935bce0aefcab46dba74164879cac1/tumblr_n40jr0XyWT1smcbm7o1_400.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Why.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Classy tribute to Da Bum.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    It's the same stuff people here have posted; it's just a tweet instead of a dusty old message board post. us, people with common sense and hope why are we even arguing over this dude that some of us are putting tongue-in-cheek faith in Because this thread should only be bumped for two reasons: 1. Actual Bryce Harper-related juicy hot goss. 2. The inevitable tangent argument about pizza.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    well, yeah. except the local and national media guys are a damn near all basically reporting the opposite (cubs are poor, cubs don't need to/can't spend all that money on harper, etc.), which is why we're all in search of a glimmer of hope. It's the same stuff people here have posted; it's just a tweet instead of a dusty old message board post.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    If this guy WAS a known sports reporter dude, then people here would just be rightly dragging him for just regurgitating a bunch of obvious assumptions as "news." "The Cubs are trying to move things around to best make a contract work with Bryce Harper, who they obviously have been in touch with like every other team reported to be after top tier FA Bryce Harper...WHAT A SCOOP."
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  20. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, it’s creepy af and the opposite of a noble cause for sure
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I genuinely can't tell if you're (rightly) slamming the Cubs or praising them.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    What, is he a big Cubs fan or something?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    So is Illegalsexclubinsky good now or what?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, dude; they still play golf even if he's on another team.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    If he actually rocked that look during the season, he would instantly be my favorite Cub now and forever.
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