Sammy Sofa
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When the news breaks this weekend of Harper signing with the Cubs, you'll know which cheesy, greasy god to give thanks to.
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New HAven pizza??? Check out Piece next time you're in Chicago. Heck yeah. Coalfire is decent NH, too, though a bit too pricey. One of the guys who originally started Coalfire sold his side of the business and ended up running a little cash only NH-style storefront on Armitage called, natch, Armitage Pizzeria. It was right around the corner from me, and was probably the single greatest contributor to all of the weight I had to lose. It was there for a few years, and he finally closed up shot when, of course, his lease was up and his rent was going to get jacked. It's a damn crime that it's not still around.
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I like a NY dirty water dog only if I can pretend to be Lennie Briscoe and get to make some pithy comment about violent human tragedy before cramming it into my mouth.
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Bottom line, paying for a hot dog that you didn't get from a grocery store or a butcher is madness. It's like paying way too much money for someone to serve you a cup of Kraft mac & cheese. Even when you go to one of those "fancy" hot dog places, it's still just a horsefeathering hot dog. Hot Doug is one of history's greatest charlatans, and it was only worth going there for the specialty fries anyway. COME AT ME, YOU (NOT HOT) DOGS. And intentionally wanting a salty meat sandwich without cheese and with soggy, dissolving bread is madness and a half. The Chicago versions of junk food are like the Bizarro versions of all of those foods. I was more than a little surprised to find that Chicago Chinese food didn't have some horsefeathers like horsefeathering creamed chipped beef infesting it. Bryce, I know I'm not doing a good sell job, but that baller contract will mean you never actually have to eat there.
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Tons of good NY and New Haven-style places here. yeah i guess i was just thinking chicago pizza bc we were arguing specifically over chicago food/pizza. There's was an Uno's near me here that, mercifully, finally closed. If another Chicago pizza place tries to show up here, I'm going to be waiting with a mob and torches.
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doesn't mojo live in DC? Tons of good NY and New Haven-style places here.
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I am just delighted at the idea of Derwood angrily eating in a dingy old Godfather's pizza.
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That's freaky.
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It's only slightly more satisfying than when I stare them down, unblinking, while I brush the dumb nuclear-colored salad off of a hot dog, and then sexily blast some ketchup all over it. Or leaning in all close and casual and ordering a beef...and then adding that I want some melted cheese on that bad boy, AND for the bread to be toasted. I love wrecking the worlds of Chicago food peddlers.
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Few things are more perversely satisfying than to order a Chicago thin crust pizza cut pie-style and then watching the light slowly fade in their eyes of the person taking your order.
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Every Chicago deep dish gif I can find looks like a outtake from the fat guy autopsy scene in Se7en.
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I'd love it. A true Bullpen of Doom is more valuable than Schwarber ever will be on a NL team. -
This was posted this morning so I'm not sure why it says Thursday night. I'm taking bets as to which poster is actually Harper in disguise.
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Wrigley Renovations and Related Wrigleyville Stuff
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
horsefeathers, I wish Wrigley had those poles to keep back some of the beasts that dwell there. -
Wrigley Renovations and Related Wrigleyville Stuff
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Only if you're colorblind. DID WE JUST FIND OUT YOU'RE COLORBLIND. -
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think i'd take it out of the big three too but i get the urge to eat deep dish like once a year, if that Yes and yes.
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It's easy to do better than the Big Three, but Gino's East is completely forgettable, and Lou Malnati's is practically a bread bowl soup masquerading as a pizza casserole. DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE WILLED TO HAPPEN, DAVID? Look upon my works and despair.
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While at the UC last week I noticed they now have Giordanos, by far the worst of the deep dish Chicago chains http://78.media.tumblr.com/80935bce0aefcab46dba74164879cac1/tumblr_n40jr0XyWT1smcbm7o1_400.gif
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Wrigley Renovations and Related Wrigleyville Stuff
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Classy tribute to Da Bum.
