Sammy Sofa
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Trade HRs for roster moves is the only thing I can think of. Team A trades 5 HRs to Team B for 1 of their roster moves. That just seems like more work for Southpaw though. I like the current format and the Wiki page was great. Ooh, I like that.
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Man, some of you are nuts with this, "if they win one more game, we're not even talking about this" horsefeathers. Even if they farted out one more, it was glaringly obvious how bad the offense was in the second half, and how bad the power was all year, even before Bryant went down. They win one more game and the division, they still almost certainly put up a Rockies-esque performance in the series and Chili still gets bounced. These dudes flat out sucked as a team re:dongs even when they were healthy outside of, like, 3 guys. Even accounting for general downturns and Bryant's injury (largely offset by Baez's insane year), the Cubs' dongs were puny and laughable.
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Wait until Theo's goofy ass is played by Oscar Isaac or some horsefeathers.
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https://theathletic.com/584702/2018/10/11/what-firing-chili-davis-says-about-the-myth-of-the-cubs-way/ The Cubs were as middle of the pack as you can get when it comes to strikeouts, and that's what he calls out? Their team batting average and OBP were great...the glaring thing missing, especially in the second half, was power (ESPECIALLY dongs), and Mooney wishes they were slapping the ball around even more than they were. Oh, and everyone is greedy and mean because of what happened to poor Chili, but the Cubs need more fuckheads like Daniel Murphy (who managed only a .297 .329 .471 .800 with the Cubs, which was right in line with the rest of his ho-hum as horsefeathers season). GREAT CALL, DICK.
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Ugh. Fuckin' Kobe.
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It's like some kind of Faust-ian bargain to be able to gaze upon Bryce Harper, but then to also have to sometimes look at his dad, too.
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NO MORE HITTING COACHES WITH GOOFY NAMES.
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Man, I loved the concept of having Chili Davis as a coach because his name is Chili horsefeathering Davis. What a disaster.
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Man, Gio in game 1 and Miley in game 2. How did these losers reach the NLCS. The Dodgers are going to destroy them. They’re destined to just keep winning despite it making no sense. No reason to think otherwise. Eh; so much of is timing. By the time the postseason rolled around, the Cubs and Rockies were trash playoff teams. -
I kinda like that idea; it's seemed like the last 2 seasons there's a LOT of really similar teams. Obviously, it doesn't keep everyone bunched up, as we've seen, but maybe it would mix things up nicely.
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I'm trying to figure out a way where we could somehow have trades, but I can't quite make it work.
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This is mildly confusing and tremendously disappointing. Bad beef is bad.
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But hey, we're also talking about how September should just be them cruising anyway.
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I don't get it.
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That doesn't seem very realistic.
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Probably based on how, like, every pitching gamble besides Jake the FO has taken has turned into a prison turd bomb in their faces. (Don't @ me with all of the examples otherwise).
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How has a horsefeathering gif of horsefeathering George horsefeathering Zimmerman shown up here more than once recently? Up your gif game, dorks.
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maybe it slipped that Drew Smyly, Alec Mills, and Alzolay are next up
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2003 - Marlins 2004 - Red Sox 2005 - White Sox 2006- horsefeathering 83 horsefeathering win horsefeathering Cardinals 2007 - Red Sox AGAIN I was pretty convinced that some kind of higher power did actually hate the Cubs. It felt like weird sweet relief when the Phillies won in 2008.
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This dude is high as horsefeathers or something thinking he's living in Cubshavepitchingdepthland.
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They kinda should just mercy kill UKS and spin him off.
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The way too early, but I'm bored, Off-season Options Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
God, that Kintzler trade was so horsefeathering terrible.
