I'll take your word for it because you're in Ohio, but this seems very hard to believe. Every time I hear about something he said it's some whiny pissing and moaning about some dumb crap involving those exact circumstances.
Like just about all of you I'm younger than Colon. At the other end I got Justin Upton, who played in South Bend for a year when I still lived there and they were a D-Backs affiliate. Foolishly I never went to see him play.
Williams lined one off one of the poles that hold up the basket and it somehow did not go over, staying in play. Was originally a HR, changed to a double.
The pop-up Clark St. Sports store had an El Mago shirt and several jerseys when I was there 2 weeks ago. There may be more choices there or elsewhere by now.