Ding Dong Johnson

Fontenot: 323/408/475 Neifi: 133/139/145 (or something like that) Who gives a crap if Mike can't play SS?

With a respectable second half, Pierre will likely be asking around $10M. I don't know that even Hendry would sign him to a deal in that range.

I know I've already made a pre-game prediction, but I wanted to make sure I got my point across -- COBS SUCK!

Pat and Ron said it was at his feet :?: That's how big Prince's feet are. You know what they say about guys with big feet They wear big shoes. C'mon, people!

Prior -- 9 innings, 0 runs Bullpen -- 1 inning, 74 runs Offense -- 10 innings, 2 hits, 0 BB, 0 runs Cobs suck.

He was standing in the basket.

Huh?

It would be great if they chanted FIRE DUSTY even after a win. Or "You still suck".

Dempster is not afraid of the big inning.

Fun fact: The Cubs have scored more runs today (6) than they did the entire month of May.

Blanco triples and Pierre homers? IN THE SAME GAME?!?! Time to kiss the wife and kids goodbye, cuz if this ain't the sign of the end, I don't know what is.

Aren't you the expert in randomly assigning a length of time to an argument in order to make it appear stronger?

"OMG, thank you" -- Bobby Howry

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell you're asking.

Blanco's numbers might say that he isn't a good hitter, but the numbers don't tell the whole story. Blanco is clutch. No, he's talking about HENRY Blanco.

He'll sneak them all in and pick a fight with whoever asks him why he played Brian Anderson instead of Vernon Wells.

He's not consciously making these decisions, he really is that bad of a manager. Hendry has given him way too much ammunition. As bad as Baker is, look at the garbage team Hendry has given him. Pierre, Perez, Rusch, Bynum, Jones; forget the emergency guys-these are players Hendry pursued. Regardless, Dusty is trying to make milk with his lemons and then blaming the milk for being sour.

That was constructive. :roll: Are you still drunk from last night? :D LOL! Sorry but to say Lee is below average is stupid. I don't care what stats he has to say that. You know we're talking about defense, right? Yes. I'm confused. I'm surprised that he's only considered a little below average. Do you think he's a gold glove candidate?

Let's not get carried away.

I'll be darned, Baker's more powerful than we thought. You know, considering Neifi did not play for him in San Fran.

Bottom 5, game thread's only at 4 pages. Either this team sucks or everyone's extrememly busy today.

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He's not consciously making these decisions, he really is that bad of a manager. I think some of it has to do with screwing the Cubs over, not all of it. Don't confuse his poor managerial efforts with a poor character.

Their closer is getting some work in a non-save situation???

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