Adam Dunn

[rocket]

I feel so bad for Rocket. He had to go to work after Dunn's last at bat.

 

I know. It sucks. :(

 

Adam Dunn tracker:

 

.500/.500/2.000 2 HR 5 RBI 0 BB 2 K

 

568 at bat projection: 284 HR 710 RBI 0 BB 284 K

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I feel so bad for Rocket. He had to go to work after Dunn's last at bat.

 

I know. It sucks. :(

 

Adam Dunn tracker:

 

.500/.500/2.000 2 HR 5 RBI 0 BB 2 K

 

568 at bat projection: 284 HR 710 RBI 0 BB 284 K

 

0 BB?? :shock:

[rocket]

the numbers don't lie

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I feel so bad for Rocket. He had to go to work after Dunn's last at bat.

 

I know. It sucks. :(

 

Adam Dunn tracker:

 

.500/.500/2.000 2 HR 5 RBI 0 BB 2 K

 

568 at bat projection: 284 HR 710 RBI 0 BB 284 K

 

Those numbers are pathetic. Check out the Dmitri Young tracker:

 

1.000/1.000/3.250 3 HR 5 RBI

 

568 AB projection: 426 HR 710 RBI

[rocket]

I feel so bad for Rocket. He had to go to work after Dunn's last at bat.

 

I know. It sucks. :(

 

Adam Dunn tracker:

 

.500/.500/2.000 2 HR 5 RBI 0 BB 2 K

 

568 at bat projection: 284 HR 710 RBI 0 BB 284 K

 

Those numbers are pathetic. Check out the Dmitri Young tracker:

 

1.000/1.000/3.250 3 HR 5 RBI

 

568 AB projection: 426 HR 710 RBI

 

Dmitri Young is a former Red who's obviously only good because Dunn taught him everything he knows

 

by the way, another fun stat:

 

Reds record when Mercker pitches in the game: 1-0

[Prior4CyYoung]

ADAM DUNN UP!

 

0-1

0-2 swinging

1-1 inside

1-3 k's swinging

 

:( :( :(

 

Until he stops striking out he's worthless.

 

46 Hr 108 Rbi .388 OBP Is useless? Hmm guess i need to learn more about baseball then

 

Goony is being sarcastic.

 

tough to tell sarcasm on a forum :D

[CuseCubFan69]

Joe Morgan said that Dunn is very unique because most guys who walk so much don't strike out at all.

Gotta love Joe.

 

Well, no, you don't really. But he is good to laugh at. How can anyone that's been around baseball be so stupid about it?

 

He's won a World Series and a Gold Glove or two and that tells you he knows baseball. Bow to his greatness and admit he knows all.

[imb]

Did you hear what Kruk said last night about Dunn? It was a seemingly innocuous chat about Dunn's power, and of course, his K's, when all of a sudden Kruk says "hit .250 with 200 k's, well i hit .350 with 100 k's and I DID MY JOB"

 

it was something to that effect, man he is a fat bastard.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Did you hear what Kruk said last night about Dunn? It was a seemingly innocuous chat about Dunn's power, and of course, his K's, when all of a sudden Kruk says "hit .250 with 200 k's, well i hit .350 with 100 k's and I DID MY JOB"

 

it was something to that effect, man he is a fat bastard.

 

:lol:

 

Fun Fact of the Day: Adam Dunn now has 20 more career HR than John Kruk.

[goonys evil twin]

Did you hear what Kruk said last night about Dunn? It was a seemingly innocuous chat about Dunn's power, and of course, his K's, when all of a sudden Kruk says "hit .250 with 200 k's, well i hit .350 with 100 k's and I DID MY JOB"

 

it was something to that effect, man he is a fat bastard.

 

Perhaps Dunn should have quit on his team like Kruk before his record setting K.

[abuck1220]

Did you hear what Kruk said last night about Dunn? It was a seemingly innocuous chat about Dunn's power, and of course, his K's, when all of a sudden Kruk says "hit .250 with 200 k's, well i hit .350 with 100 k's and I DID MY JOB"

 

it was something to that effect, man he is a fat bastard.

 

i think kruk was confusing himself with ted williams.

[Magnetic Curses]

dunn is obviously the worst player in baseball because he strikes out too much.

[rocket]

dunn is obviously the worst player in baseball because he strikes out too much.

 

that's ridiculous sulley, and you know it.

 

dunn's the worst player because he strikes out too much AND HE DIDN'T HIT A SAC FLY LAST SEASON

[rocket]

ADAM DUNN UPDATE:

 

no game today

[abuck1220]

ADAM DUNN UPDATE:

 

no game today

 

saved himself two strikeouts.

 

 

plus a homerun...maybe a walk or two.

[Magnetic Curses]

dunn is obviously the worst player in baseball because he strikes out too much.

 

that's ridiculous sulley, and you know it.

 

dunn's the worst player because he strikes out too much AND HE DIDN'T HIT A SAC FLY LAST SEASON

 

he never bunts runners over either, talk about worthless.

 

he probably doesn't even smile when he's signing autographs and treats his teammates like simple coworkers. he's bad for team chemistry.

[minnesotacubsfan]

just found this...have fun

 

http://www.bigfool.com/kruk/index.html

[Burtonbell]

Dunn is terrible because of the following:

 

- He clubs baby seals.

- He plays his salsa music too loud in the clubhouse before and after games.

- He called the radio booth to complain about how they were making fun of the pitching staff.

- He cut one loose in the locker room and then blamed it on Kearns.

- He pees on his hands to toughen them up.

- He injected Canseco in the butt.

- He injected Mac in the butt.

- He tore Griffey's hamstring off.

- He doesn't play Dubois, or any youngster because he knows Neifi and Macias will get 'er done.

- He bought Bartman the tickets to that game.

- He flipped off fans who were making fun of him in the stands after hitting a HR. (thanks for the memories Hundley).

- He didn't hit a HR on the game I went to in Cincy, but let Milly Mo hit one.

- He didn't call any fouls on UNC in the NCAA tournament game.

- He supplied Bonds with the "cream".

- Rumor has it he and Mrs. Benson went to the parking lot.

- He cut Danny Graves' hair.

- He cost the Yankees the title last year by blowing a 3-0 lead.

- He played a horrible James Bond in "Live and Let Strikeout."

- He started a war in Iraq for oil.

- He thinks wins are the most important measure of any pitcher.

- He is a commy punk! He has a tattoo of Lenin on his butt.

- Did I mention he injected Marvin Benard with steroids?

 

 

The evidence is plain to see people!

 

BTW, I made sure he was on almost all of my fantasy teams this year. The dudes gonna hit 50 hr's! I'm feelin the man love for Dunn...

[rocket]

ADAM DUNN'S UP! RUNNERS ON 1ST AND 3RD, 2 OUTS.

 

1-0 low

2-0 low!

3-0 low!!

3-1 taking all the way.

 

WALKS!!!!

[treebird]

dunn struck out the next time he came up but did so swinging, which is braggable

[rocket]

OH

MY

GOD!

 

DUNN'S UP WITH THE BASES LOADED! PLAY-BY-PLAY TO FOLLOW IN THE NEXT POST!

[rocket]

Mike Matthews comes in for Glavine.

 

go

GO

dang

 

flyout to the warning track.

 

no sac fly either, there were 2 outs.

 

at least he's being aggressive!!!

[rocket]

Adam goes 0/3 with 1 BB, 2 Ks, and 1 HBP :x

 

projected stats: .286/.444/1.143 162 HRs 405 RBI 81 BB 324 K

[Mark_R]

This is borderline obsessive stalking. This is Kent territory for you...

[CaliforniaRaisin]

What would Kent think? I think he's mad jealous.