5/17 Cubs (Hamels) @ Nationals (Scherzer) 6:05 WGN

[NotSoSober]

Love this Nats bullpen

[Andy]

Glorious dong by Kyle

[soccer10k]

Back to back!

[Sammy Sofa]

Schwarber had to engage to battle off the meatballs who would start screaming about Almora not leading off. Well played, big fella...

[TMan92]

Send him back to Iowa. He is a headcase.

 

Get a mini van and put Zagunis, Bote and Schwarber on it too.

 

Thanks for making me look stupid Kyle

[Old Style]

K-BOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I've got a family texting me and ranting about how he wants the Cubs to trade Happ, Carl and Russell for Trea Turner. What in the horsefeathering world.

 

 

I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

[Schwarber Fan]

KB!!!

[UMFan83]

How does that compare to that one Dodgers at-bat from years and years ago?

 

Amazing.

 

Wanna say that was 16 pitches

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, Rizzo. You can do it; put your back in to it.

[Schwarber Fan]

I've got a family texting me and ranting about how he wants the Cubs to trade Happ, Carl and Russell for Trea Turner. What in the horsefeathering world.

 

 

I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

 

I don’t think the Nats would say yes.

[Andy]

How does that compare to that one Dodgers at-bat from years and years ago?

 

Amazing.

 

Wanna say that was 16 pitches

Just looked it up, it was 18 by current world champion manager Alex Cora

[Sammy Sofa]

I've got a family texting me and ranting about how he wants the Cubs to trade Happ, Carl and Russell for Trea Turner. What in the horsefeathering world.

 

 

I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

 

Guys.

 

What the hell are you doing.

[Brian]

If Javy doesn't wake up broken KB is going to pass him in dongs

[soccer10k]

Hey guys, KB has a .960 OPS.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

 

I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

 

Guys.

 

What the hell are you doing.

 

I mean, I was just responding to his response that he would do it "if" Turner could stay healthy, not to your drunk relative thinking the Nats would do that trade.

[NotSoSober]

 

 

I'd actually do that if you could guarantee Turner could stay healthy

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

 

Guys.

 

What the hell are you doing.

Do you take a dump every time Edwards pitches or Russell bats?

[Schwarber Fan]

I like how Kintzler trash talks the Nats bullpen, sucks, and then the Nats pen out-sucks him.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

What am I missing? Even if Turner doesn't always stay healthy, don't we do that?

 

Guys.

 

What the hell are you doing.

Do you take a dump every time Edwards pitches or Russell bats?

 

I appreciate the dedication to the username.

[soccer10k]

LOL Nats.

[Schwarber Fan]

LOLNATS

[Old Style]

El Mago strikes again!

[minnesotacubsfan]

horsefeathers you muthafukkas. Rizzo is back

[Andy]

Words fail me regarding Javy

[NotSoSober]

 

Guys.

 

What the hell are you doing.

Do you take a dump every time Edwards pitches or Russell bats?

 

I appreciate the dedication to the username.

I appreciate your love for Addison Russel