4/23: Doyers (Maeda) @ Cubs (Q) 7:05 on NBCSCH/MLBN

[Cubswin11]

Oh my, my Javy. horsefeathering wizard

[NotSoSober]

I don't see how that's legal but I love it

[Bryants Disco Ball]

What's everybody gotta say about Schwarber now????

[Tim]

Schwarbs got hold of that one.

[Sammy Sofa]

Poor Schwarber. That's about the only way he's getting on base these days.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus. I cringed watching Willson let that first pitch go.

[Sammy Sofa]

And the second! What the horsefeathers! He's serving you up the juiciest of meatballs, my dude!

[NotSoSober]

What's everybody gotta say about Schwarber now????

He's definitely fixed

[Sammy Sofa]

Woof.

[Sammy Sofa]

What's everybody gotta say about Schwarber now????

He's definitely fixed

 

I get not wanting to have kids, but when's he going to be good at baseball again?

[tfarks]

Seems like an inordinate amount of 0-2 counts for a pitcher who’s given up 6 runs in less than 2 innings.

[Sammy Sofa]

Seems like an inordinate amount of 0-2 counts for a pitcher who’s given up 6 runs in less than 2 innings.

 

It's weird to complain about so many guys taking good, patient ABs and being up 6-0, but man, they are letting some ridiculously hittable pitches go by. I WANT COMPLETE SLAUGHTER.

[NotSoSober]

Ted Barrett kinda horsefeathering sucks at his job

[TMan92]

This ump is terrible

[Cubswin11]

Call the strike you dick

[Tim]

Holy crap, what a walk

[Gilby]

That was remarkably bad umpiring

[Sammy Sofa]

Wow, this ump is truly atrocious.

[profisme]

Is this game the poster child for robo-umps?

[Gilby]

Ted Barrett is a crew chief.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathering come on, Ted. Holy horsefeathers.

[NotSoSober]

Thanks Ted, you worthless POS

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathers you, Ted. That one is all on you.

[Sammy Sofa]

Damn. So close.

[Cubswin11]

horsefeathers off ump that’s 99% in him but Heyward also needs to catch that