3/30/19 CUBS (Yuuuuuuu've got what I neeeeeed) @ TexASS Rangers (*checks notes* EDINSON VOLQUEZ?!?) - 7:05 CST - NBCSCH

[Derwood]

 

These idiots are willfully going to start zilches like Bote and Zengoonies in a ton of games because their whining family of billionaire owners decided that a stupid hotel was going to keep them from signing someone like Bryce Harper. Every loss is going to be a massive helping of schadenfreude.

 

Except it won't, because they clearly don't care about winning and NOT signing Harper means they pocket more money. These losses don't even register with the Ricketts. The fans suffer and Tom makes money. Where's the schadenfreude?

[Sammy Sofa]

I don't care where your schadenfreude is. I've got a big ol' serving over here, and it's delicious.

[Derwood]

Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.

[illiniguy]

Isn't Montgomery in the pen because he's lefthanded? Hasn't he also proven he can get both sides out with his success as a starter? I mean Carl sucked, but why isn't Joe getting better at this bullpen thing?

[imb]

gonna be sick when the FO panics and gives kimbrel $20m a year and he's broken and we're left wondering why we gave harper money to hamels and a reliever

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm just going to pretend the rebuild has already started and rebuilds are fun. yay, draft pick improvement!